Vanya does partially blame herself, but a lot of that is Astarion’s fault (he has poisoned all of the children against her and each other since they were born, and now Ophelia is basically his mini-me)
#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #OpheliaAncunín🎀💀
Other than Prospero, Vanya really struggled trying to bond with her children. Her youngest, Ophelia, is particularly difficult bc she very transparently looks down on Vanya and thinks she’s stupid
Side note if I were in the BoJack Horseman universe I’d be an opossum. I’ve said that for years
You’re trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?
Hopefully I’m not this guy’s lawyer
What makes for good TV and what makes for a good relationship irl are often different, and it’s important to know the difference
Also it’s better to be single than be in a shit relationship or try to make it work with someone incompatible
This one is a DEEP cut from my teen years that I only rediscovered last week
#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #Bloodtrident🩸🔱
“Beware the Jubjub Bird and Shun the Frumious Bandersnatch” by Forgive Durden, for sure. Just look at these lyrics
They both want to rip into each other’s throats, what can I say?
*Frumious fuckin a
Oh my god stunning 😍
Azelma, a heavily-tattooed high elf/Drow/Bhaalspawn Dhampir, sharing a tender moment with her lover Rashan, a wood half-elf vampire
Happy VDay! Here’s Azelma and Rashan sharing a tender moment
#AzelmaAncunín🔫❄️ #RashanHannibalSilverbough🍄💀 #Bloodroot🩸🍄
Roz from Monsters Inc., a yellow slug monster in a pink sweater and cat-eye glasses, with her signature scowl
So think Roz in Monsters Inc.
When Azelma and Cicero discover this, she says, “what did ya expect me to sound like, a princess?”
#tavqotd #ProsperoAncunín⚔️🐺
Prospero has a direwolf named Princess, who sounds like a chainsmoking 90-year-old granny who’s Seen Some Shit
The second youngest sibling Vesuvio, scowling and wearing a black ruffled shirt, alongside actor Keir Gilchrist in a black jacket with plaid lining and a light gray button-down
The youngest daughter Ophelia donning a pink brocade robe and scowling up at something, alongside actress Ella Purnell as Rhiannon Lewis in Sweetpea with wet hair, gray shirt covered in blood, screaming in rage
Keir Gilchrist as the tortured smooth talker Vesuvio (ik that isn’t what Keir is known for but I feel like he could do it)
And finally, Ella Purnell as the Ascendant’s favorite doe-eyed, unhinged, scheming little princess Ophelia
Prospero’s heavily-tattooed sister Azelma, donning a black and dark red leather vest, alongside actor Emma D’arcy in a black and white suit with a black collared polka dot shirt
Azelma’s twin brother Cicero, looking stern and donning green Drow leather armor, alongside actor Bill Skarsgård in a black turtleneck
Emma D’Arcy as the protective, gunslinging wild card Azelma
Bill Skarsgård as the mysterious outsider ranger Cicero
#tavqotd #keepingupwiththeancuníns
As for the Bhaal bites and their half-brother Dario, here’s who I’d cast: 🧵
Ben Barnes as the much-maligned dark justiciar Dario
Sam Reid as the zealous yet hedonistic Paladin Prospero
(1/3)
No one asked but if someone were to create a show of my AU I’d pick Mike Flanagan or Guillermo Del Toro
#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀#VicXorlarrin🔥🤸♀️
I sure as shit wouldn’t trust Craig Mazin with my characters but if someone good were running the show, I’d have Léa Seydoux as Vanya and Willa Fitzgerald as Vic
Luckily I doubt they’d have enough money to get Timothée Chalamet or Chris Pratt. Sydney Sweeney tho. Girl stay away
I don’t have super high hopes for this. A cartoon with the original cast would be acceptable but even then it’s pushing it
I will accept cartoon or muppets. Anything else is a mistake
Weezer trying to cover that song is the kind of hubris the Bible warned us about
Also it makes me think of the job I had when it came out and that job SUCKED
#tavqotd #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸♀️
Vic will snatch Vanya’s shield and sidle to Gale to ask if he’s got an extra robe in the bottom of his pack.
Seeing her naked is a luxury few can afford. Even though the gang’s seen her ass a bunch of times bc she’s not above mooning ppl she doesn’t respect
#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀
Vanya’s a B-grade horror movie actress in my modern AU, and in the 90s she was usually the blonde bimbo that dies first or the villain’s girlfriend (think Tiffany Valentine). In the 2020s she’s on the Moonshae Isles season of White Lotus
inspired by CR ep 14 when Molly got questioned and Jester kept asking ✨important✨ questions. Immediately had a Dom and Elijah Interview flashback 😭 #TheMightyNein #CriticalRole
#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #SheydaHannibalSilverbough💀 #MorellaMalevento🖤🩸 #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸♀️
Honestly? All of my first-gen girlies. Vanya, Sheyda, and Morella have always been MILFs. Vic grew into it
#tavqotd #SheydaHannibalSilverbough💀
Sheyda has six fingers on her left hand!
Vanya used to threaten Vic with dumping a bucket of rats on her bed if she stole her jewelry. Yk, sister stuff
#tavqotd #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸♀️ #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀
Victorine’s scared of rats. She was told at a very young age (by Vanya) that they like to snack on little children’s eyeballs, fresh from their skulls
Clowns are typically humanoid and therefore animals, so I say they count. Vanya does not like them
GodDAMN 😍🔥
