Whimsical Omen

rat #4 🐀

“no one cares about the ballet” bold thing to say by the guy who perpetually looks like one of the rats from the Nutcracker

“safety in numbers” i whisper, while filling my purse with donuts

kill them with kindness, then resurrect them with malice

☠️☠️☠️

time to run some bad ideas by my therapist

looking for some full frontal (lobe)

Caturday is the Sabbath keep it holy

trad wife < rad(icalized) wife

*getting down on one knee* will you be my character witness?

Find someone who gives you orgasms you think might kill you.

how does the post office know where i live

you really wanna say that to me here? on the hill I’ve chosen to die on?

this hour commute’s got hands man

Use as directed. Or what you think is best.

I woke up to see the blood moon and all I got was my period

sweet attachment style bro. did ur mom give you that?

Some of you have never been bullied by a cat and it shows

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

i don’t know if you are taking too many or not enough chemicals, but imma need you to find your balance

prescription strength cuddles

🌝🩸

I woke up to see the blood moon and all I got was my period

~sits upright in bed~ i should walk to ihop

hell yeah

me when i’m yeah

So we’re all in court today?

UwU, your honor