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Senior SWE, Splatooner / SalmonRun, Audiophile & Home Theater Enthusiast. Dark humor.

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This wasn't on my cruise's itinerary though

09.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw that same comment section and I think I laughed for a solid 60 seconds. A comment has never fit someone better.

09.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have so many battle scars from all the time-related conversion logic and systems I've had to deal with over 30+ years in software.

06.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see now it wasn't...but damn...the similarities...

06.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was that written by Kavanaugh? Because that sounds remarkably similar to the language used to justify Kavanaugh Stops.

06.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A parody of the Kentucky Fried Chicken logo (KFC) depicting a caricature of Jesus Christ in the classic KFC apron, with the classic KFC lettering replaced with JFC (representing Jesus Fucking Christ).

A parody of the Kentucky Fried Chicken logo (KFC) depicting a caricature of Jesus Christ in the classic KFC apron, with the classic KFC lettering replaced with JFC (representing Jesus Fucking Christ).

These people are some smooth-brained operators.

04.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally replaced the last Roku ultra in the house with an Apple TV. It's the end of an era.

In other news...don't bother with LG soundbars. They suck. Even for that TV in the guest room that is only used 3 times a year.

04.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Folks, is it bad I took pantoprazole and tums, just so I can drink an old fashioned?

04.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some things just shouldn't come in jellybeans. Starburst, fine. Trolli, fine. Jolly Rancher? Hell no.

03.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOperation Epic Fury”.
What the fuck are we? 12?
That’s the kind of language you’d find scrawled in a C-rate comic book, FFS.

28.02.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck are we doing here folks? Seriously?!

28.02.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Spiked or virgin?

25.02.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1000% this. In 30 years of software development, I have never encountered these mysterious "master of all trades" folks that experts bleat about. Just like I've never worked with a full stack developer that was an expert in all areas: ui, ux, backend, db, deployment systems, cloud services, etc.

25.02.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump threatens to steal Olympics gold medal from Team USA hockey star - NewsBreak Amid immense controversy over their decision to attend Donald Trump's State of the Union, the U.S. men's hockey team met with the President, who even tried

Damn...it appears it actually is.

www.newsbreak.com/the-mirror-u...

24.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Ain't nobody watching that...and you should join us and skip it.

24.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait. Is this real?

24.02.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This.
Less of an issue for us now at our kid's ages...but yeah.

It's uncanny how the universe excels at really applying the pressure.

24.02.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby The creator of Nearby Glasses made the app after reading 404 Media's coverage of how people are using Meta's Ray-Bans smartglasses to film people without their knowledge or consent. β€œI consider it to ...

NEW: A hobbyist has created Nearby Glasses, an app that warns you if someone close by is wearing smart glasses. 404 Media spoke to the creator who said he was inspired by our coverage that uncovers how men are wearing Meta's Ray-Bans to covertly film massage parlor workers.

24.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 11750 πŸ” 5043 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 275

I've gotten a few emails this morning on "How to watch the State of the Union address", and I'm like:

"Oh shit, that's easy. Don't. That's the whole answer."

24.02.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's true. We never age. My body says I'm nearing 50. My brain says I'm still a teenager.

24.02.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My art collection!! #splatoonart #pokemonart

24.02.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Salmon Run Freelance Tournament Hosted by @soyblaster130 02/11/25 (3rd place POV)
Salmon Run Freelance Tournament Hosted by @soyblaster130 02/11/25 (3rd place POV) YouTube video by rachelskiiiiiiiVODs

I made a 2nd channel at the beginning of the year. It's a VOD dump channel - older streams, clips etc. I recently uploaded a VOD of me finishing 3rd in a JP freelance only tournament that had over 150 players. Channel is full of content now, more on its way when I find time

youtu.be/grT88cxeESQ?...

23.02.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know much about much. But what I do know, for an absolute certainty? I AM NOT IN THE EPSTEIN FILES.

You may now carry on with your day.

18.02.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't understand your insurance company refusing to cover an MRI? That's like....basic diagnostic practice for sudden onset symptoms like this. WTAF?

18.02.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of Missy’s win screen from Trivia Murder Party 2. She won $7,775!!

Photo of Missy’s win screen from Trivia Murder Party 2. She won $7,775!!

Jackbox may have crashed on the Switch 2 (twice!!) but we finally got a winner for Trivia Murder Party!!

we play games every Tuesday night if anyone wants to join 😊

18.02.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash Flock off

Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash

12.02.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 5515 πŸ” 1227 πŸ’¬ 225 πŸ“Œ 641

Giving vibes that, any minute now, a horde of "barbarian" Britons are about to mount the ridge line and start slaughtering the 9th legion.

13.02.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know...I gotta say it. NBC's coverage of the Olympics is shit. Watching their "replay" streams -- recordings of the live events -- eliminate so much. You miss the start of events, you miss entire athlete performances, you miss scores...so very frustrating.

12.02.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of two tiny mushrooms growing from a green, algae covered stick. The mushrooms are tan/yellow in colour with dark ridging on the caps.

Photo of two tiny mushrooms growing from a green, algae covered stick. The mushrooms are tan/yellow in colour with dark ridging on the caps.

Lichenomphalia umbellifera on an algae-covered stick. This species of mushroom is a basidiolichen lichen. Fungal hyphae integrate with algal cells, using the food produced by the algae through photosynthesis.
Newfoundland. #lichen #fungi #fungifriends #mushroom #algae
Largest shroom ~ 4cm high.

10.02.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1256 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 20