Jake Gleitsmann

Will this be the app I get emo on? Time will tell

Why does it feel like the Emmy voters only watched three shows last year?

They should have let Jim Harbaugh talk about the confetti more

Tie some glow sticks to Wally and put on some Prodigy and have a rave at home

What did you decide?

If I played football, I'd try to end the 1st/3rd quarter as close to the 50 yard line as possible so I don't have to walk as far when they change sides

Sometimes (all times) I get lazy about refilling the script on time and the week or so after I stop taking it I definitely notice the lethargy returning. They're subtle helpers

I've been taking wellbutrin for a while and it's definitely helped. I would recommend talking with a medical professional. There's all different kinds of meds too so if the first one doesn't work for you there are others to try as well

That's why they call me Frasier Crane

This filled me with holiday sentiment 🥰

Page 2 took a dark turn

Sitting crossed on the floor with some egg nog listening intently

I prefer to exercise the most important organ, the brain

This is what the Lions deserve for having Jack Harlow perform at halftime

Two Simpsons, two X-Files

Previously on The Shield:
"We killed. A cop."

Toadette cheated on Toad with Bowser Jr.

This is the kind of drama I want covered in the next Mario game

Thinking about Chubby Checker

The frog is also your lawyer

Photobucket has sent me more emails about saving my account in the last month than they have in the previous dozen years since I last used it

Tim getting filled with arrows:
"You're hurting me!"

Besser is pretty Sauron-y

I figured Zouks for Gandalf before I knew Radagast was in play. Andy Daly can be Wormtongue

Actually nevermind, I know who your Gandalf is

Parking lot Scott as Gandalf so he can yell at Clemdog

People often wonder what the hottest Robin Williams role is, and the answer is Popeye

Yes but you have to pretend to be someone else first until they confirm what their name is

Putting "good commenter" on my resume

Read this as "Bean Campsite Organizer" to help sort your camping beans

This is Jake, hello