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El Stealie Willie

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Making myself laugh since this morning FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! All shall love me and despair! Also, help keep Bluesky great by immediately blocking Trump supporters & apologists. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ ✊🏽 πŸ––πŸ½ 😎 No mames guey. Pero si vas a mamar, mamalo bien!

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Donate to Support Angel’s Recovery and Medical Care, organized by R CDLC My family and I met Angelique (β€œAngel”) five years ago in Las Vegas during EDC, when … R CDLC needs your support for Support Angel’s Recovery and Medical Care

I don’t do this and it probably won’t go anywhere but our friend Angel really needs help. Life is going too hard for her at the moment and things are going to get harder and I figured, maybe, something will come out of this.

Please donate if you can. Anything helps.

gofund.me/60ac67551

18.02.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We should start a lie that Pam Bondi molested her own children and that we had it all wrong; it’s not Donald Trump that got redacted; she redacted herself. I’d love to see her thrown under the bus by her new orange Jesus.

Trump: β€œI always knew she was a sick little piggy. I barely knew her”

12.02.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have been reading the same crap for 10 years. β€œThis could be the end for Trump!” Blah blah blah. At this point the only thing that’s gonna stop him already missed once.

20.01.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was never great.

20.01.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The dude that owns the Cigar Vault in Austin TX is a Trump Supporter.

#austin #atx #trumpsuppporter

13.01.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Comment of the day! 🀣🀣🀣🀣 #fucktrump

12.12.2025 00:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Facts

02.12.2025 22:48 πŸ‘ 10613 πŸ” 4959 πŸ’¬ 389 πŸ“Œ 266

At the very least.

02.12.2025 01:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s a hot take πŸ”₯:

Emmitt Smith was the better performer on Dancing with the Stars S3 and deserved to win. Mario Lopez was not the better choice and it was right for him to get second place.

Fight me

#dancingwiththestars

22.11.2025 22:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t really be myself huh? I would piss off too many people off. πŸ˜” It’s exhausting just staying quiet. I have so much life to live.

16.11.2025 01:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Were they little children or just 15yr old β€œbarely legal” girls?

Because Megan Kelley says that, well, it’s not that bad.

14.11.2025 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m not the type of guy that would wish ill on………….NAH never mind. I hope he gets or has the worst degenerative disease known to man and that he eventually succumbs to it in the most painful way. πŸ˜‚ dude is going to go down in history with Putin, Stalin, Bonaparte, King Henry VIII, & King John.

08.11.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course they’re not. They work for Trump.

04.11.2025 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t be fooled. When they do this they’re telling you to go and fuck yourself. We just see it as adorable. #dogs #chihuahuas

03.11.2025 04:34 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cough. πŸ˜€

01.11.2025 19:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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All. Of. This.

11.10.2025 21:11 πŸ‘ 502 πŸ” 179 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 9
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#pumpkinnights #austintx

10.10.2025 04:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg yes.

17.09.2025 04:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a chimpanzee wearing a straw hat and sunglasses holds a drink ALT: a chimpanzee wearing a straw hat and sunglasses holds a drink

You know what’s cool? Beer. Beer is cool

17.09.2025 04:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Name the movie quote:

β€œScotty beamed me up twice last night. It was wonderful.”

Try not to google it.

21.08.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the clarification. I chunked my comment. 😊

21.08.2025 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know. I just felt the need to express my absolute disgust with those people. I’m now looking forward to rightwing farmers about to lose their farms.

21.08.2025 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a baby is sleeping with a star tamil chat logo behind it ALT: a baby is sleeping with a star tamil chat logo behind it

Yeah. I still don’t feel bad for them.

21.08.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pro marriage tip:

DON’T TELL YOUR WIFE YOU’RE LOSING WEIGHT. πŸ˜‚

LIVE LONGER BRO.

#marriagetips

21.08.2025 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think we should remind the world that there is such a thing as bewbs. Bewbs are good Mmmm’kay.

18.08.2025 16:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good God someone end this man already. 🍊

18.08.2025 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I laughed when you said spreading the β€œwoke mind virus.” πŸ˜‚.

18.08.2025 02:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a real commercial at 2:30am! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ MIRACLE SPRING WATER!!! 🀣🀣

16.08.2025 07:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of stitch covering his eyes with his hands and the words uggg !! below him . ALT: a cartoon of stitch covering his eyes with his hands and the words uggg !! below him .

I’m really feeling like nothing matters. The hell.

08.08.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a hairless chihuahua wearing a cowboy hat sticking its tongue out ALT: a hairless chihuahua wearing a cowboy hat sticking its tongue out
22.07.2025 22:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0