Captain Kink

Only if you’d do it to me too

Today will feature gratuitous amounts of Pokopia…

…but what kink should I pair with it?

My new sofa is getting broken in with Pokopia

A great shot

Very woof!

Popped to drop a bag of donations at the charity shop…came home with this… #leatherman

Therapy was needed…

My day involved:
- Distress call from parents who needed rescue
- Call with 2-up boss about my health that he bailed on 2 minutes in
- Call from the police to provide evidence
- Visit from National Grid that should have been sorted on the phone (like I’d said)
- 3 hour rescue drive for parents

The plan is two fold:
- Distract from Epstein
- Reward his oily oligarchs

Amen!

Oohhh fun tank

So much sexygrrrrrywoofyhotness •drools• 🫠

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Comfey

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It’s kind of insane to me, that I’m able to bludgeon my way through some of the IT stuff I bludgeon my way through.

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So, just to be straight, America’s justification (as voiced by hand puppet Rubio) for kicking off a war in Iran is “Israel made me do it”

I was mostly trying to see if I could safely rig a way to have a can of foam empty itself into my rubber shorts.

Doing science

Super important PSA 🕊❤️

A two panel image showing 1 square with a dog boy looking sad with the caption "If you can't handle me at my doomies" next to another square with the same dog fucking another dog with the caption "you don't deserve me at my zoomies".

Very important life advice.

When you think thought twinkies - cream filled, snacks, good for dunking in things or coating in things?

Such twinkiness 😘

Sausage, maybe some cake. Perhaps some high protein syrup?

Woof (splat)

I can only wish

New sofa being subjected to Cat Scan

-that it would happen to me in the real world, its engaging to see it played out by others.

Similar to this, I like the idea of playing with something my brain (self-esteem) doesn’t accept would happen. Like a sexy guy (any sexy guy) being drawn to me and coaxing me to ‘do naughty stuff’ with him, almost regardless of the scenario that facilitates it. I guess because I don’t ever see-

Too many words trying to come out of your mouth all at once?
1) pause
2) you got this
3) breathe fully
4) you really have got this
5) your brain woks faster than your mouth, that’s normal
6) hold in your mind to speak just a little slower than normal
7) You got this! 💪

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The people who fight against people ‘just living their lives their own way’ are (usually for political/controlling reasons) performatively acting out because of a base insecurity they’ve not identified in therapy yet.
They deserve better, could do better and as Buzz would say to them:

Imagine always being told that if you don’t put your left shoe on first that your loved one will experience visceral pain & that had been beaten into you for 40 years.
Then you leave home and see people putting their right shoe on first - it’s freak you out. Similar thing.