Emi the Sweary Cook🌵

Honestly it’s pretty good. I haven’t had a frozen marg in a minute. I prefer rocks, but this is good!

A free margarita!

Apparently the bar made an extra margarita and no one knew what to do with it, so they gave it to us! I’m unsure whether that’s because we’re nice, tip well, and here almost every week - or if they just know we’re drunks.

I am out of the house for the first time since surgery Monday for tacos! Unfortunately there is a wait, but it’s worth it.

I know my watch is gonna bitch about all the wake-ups but what does it want from me? Better to get some sleep through the pain or itch than none at all.

lots of fog and rain in nyc right now….

Does it? Do the beings that molt itch? Honestly I have no idea but it has to be better than this

I lack the experience to recommend local vs seeds, but my gardening books all tell me to grow mizuna. Apparently it is not just great, it helps the other plants too.

I know it only matters to me, but I’ve had enough to drink that I no longer itch. This is incredible and glorious. Also there should be healthy itch relief from these awful plastic dressings! I shouldn’t have to drink to stop me from ripping all the skin off my chest!

GUYS!

Can we just like idk, molt? I think I would like to molt. This skin sucks let’s get some new skin! That doesn’t itch! Maybe. Idk.

I hate the big Saran Wrap patches they toss over a 4x4. I get why it’s necessary but also AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I drank too much so my wound wouldn’t itch but now I’m drunk and itchy. Seems rude.

There are two different paths to “no more billionaires,” and it’ll be interesting to see which one the billionaires choose.

Anyway sometimes the beings we love need some extra love and understanding. And sometimes we do too. Marry someone who you can trust to love you in bad times. There will always be a bad time.

He developed diabetes (big tuxedo boy frequently do) and we gave him his shots twice a day for years. That’s how I knew husband was my forever man, cat pissed in his shoes more than once, but he helped me hold him down for shots of insulin and shrugged off all property damage. Keeper!!

Case, my baby boy (named for Neuromancer), was very sweet but never really figured the litter box thing out and peed everywhere. Literally everywhere. He was a disaster but I loved him and he loved me so the husband put up with it. He once pissed on the floor so bad my friends still talk about it!

Bullshit. These people are not in it to win it. I adopted my first cat in high school and he was a mess. My now husband accepted him when we moved in together because he knew it was both of us or neither.

I haven’t had a crush this bad since high school. I might create fan cams aimed at the Bluesky audience of 38 year olds.

oh man BYD now has an EV battery that goes from 10% to 97% in 8:44 which is equivalent to pumping gas and buying a slim jim at the counter the us auto industry is so fucked by trump

I am not alone!!!

I kinda like a few singles from N.E.R.D, but at risk of sounding like I belong in a nursing home, those had a melody! Most of his solo stuff is a one or two measure scale repeated indefinitely and that makes my head hurt

It depends on how many flavors there are and how many of each. I do try to push the bad ones to the front though. I always save my favorite for the last bite.

Digby! Howard!! Dr. Fuck Me Abbott!!! ::swoon::

Thank you!!! I do not get the appeal! That Happy song makes me want to blow my fucking brains out.

I very rarely get down bad for a man on the tv, but I am down soooo bad.

I got so excited about one man’s balls I posted in the wrong spot. Clearly I need help. And to see this man’s dick.

“I was going to ask Dr. Abbott but he does nude yoga at sunrise” WHAT!!?!?

You can’t just say that and not show me! I need to see his Warrior 2, or better yet his Warrior 3! Maybe a Crane pose? I have not been so eager to see a man’s balls in my entire life.

They said a thing I can’t not be weird about so spoiler a comin! Below!

I have got to find a way to live tweet The Pitt without spoilers. It was easy with Game of Thrones! Everyone watched on time cause it was so huge. Keeping it to a thread with a warning so people could mute worked. I just don’t think I can do it safely with The Pitt.

Now I feel like should back up a few episodes and see how the Spanish voiceover actress pronounces “Baby Jane Doe”