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Pic by @ednem.bsky.social Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ShiftyStories I am a sizey fellow who writes sizey stuff and occasionally does bits of voice acting. 18+ account only. If you follow for my TF2 stuff, be prepared for a lot of unrelated smut.
Day 05 of Macro March - 'Happy', is now up on my Patreon.
Telling the tale of a pair of rivals when one of them finally becomes all-powerful.
#SizeSky #MacroMarch
It literally took me a couple of seconds to process this whole image, good lord. Brain-breaking butt.
Day 04 of Macro March - 'Embarrassed' is now up on my patreon.
Not inspired by true events. At all.
#SizeSky #MacroMarch
You are such a fun, cool, inspirational person. You've been the motivation and catalyst for several of my artistic creations in the past, and I always get a little happy flush in my cheeks whenever you upload something new. It's wonderful to be able to just tell someone how great they are.
The first two days of Macro March are up on the ol' Patreon - with the third day scheduled to release in a few hours.
Shaking off a bit of the rust after the calamity last year.
#SizeSky #MacroMarch
Pretty sure I killed Sledge from Borderlands in here.
The return of Andromeda to my timeline is a blessed time indeed.
share a crush from your youth
OH SHIT! You're both extremely cool - you can be extremely cool together!
EEEEEE-
This has genuinely brightened my day, thank you! Glad you two are happy :D
I'm very well indeed; living with my spouse at last :3
Ima be real dude, this is the first time the algorithm has shown me one of your posts in an eternity - stoked to hear you've found someone! Hope things are otherwise going well in your world <3
aye crumb
Good.
"Experience the fury of...
... our giftshooooop."
Hey there N.Y.T,
In point of fact, the entire reason why my younger friends have stopped reading H.P is because the author is the Queen of bigots and is trying to exterminate a bunch of people whose only crime is wanting to live their lives in peace.
Hope that helps!
"Hole Divers 2"
[Wheeeeeeze]
I wasn't expecting to laugh that hard this morning.
Whatever you get up to, I know you're gonna nail it - good luck!
It was actually delicious.
Found it:
Voice of the Smitten: "This is good stuff~"
You have unlocked a core memory of the ice-cream place near my home that did a brief cross-over with Nintendo, and one of the flavors was: 'Donkey Kong's Banana Cream-Pie' with Donkey Kong grinning and giving a thumbs-up behind the ice-cream... but only his thumb was visible poking up.
"The Cheat I told you to remote the Thtoom! All we needed was the BANG!"
So, has anyone else had to deal with Patreon's insane and baffling 'community content guidelines' for paid adult content before?
And if so, how did you deal with it?
I had one of my stories censored for utterly indecipherable reasons and I've been too wigged out to post anything since.
In fairness, you guys have never, ever missed when it came to the soundtrack.
I've had 'Roaring Thunder' on my gym playlist for so long for a reason.
R E T R O
NSFW dialogue being cringe is directly or inversely proportional to how sincere and earnest the dialogue is in context.
Some of the lamest, most cliche dialogue is extremely hot if it's presented without a trace of irony.
Normal Rockwell I believe man
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
How did I not realize Halfchap was you until I saw this picture posted and was like 'WAaaaAAIIITT A FUCKING SECOND?!'
"Khajit has weres, if you have coin."
"Don't you mean wares?"
[Khajit steadfastly ignores the cage of lycanthropes behind him]
"... No."
Gee, it's a real mystery haha
But frankly, most of them. Like, good lord man, your streak is unbroken on just absolute bangers.
Girth to Girth,
Asses to Asses,
Butts to Butts,
Amen