Actually💀💖Ashley

Yall would be making me too many damn cakes as often as this bihh relapses

I sent a photo of my bewbies to an ex that I have no interest in last night cause I was drunk. Also woke up to a full piece of bread in the toilet so, merry Christmas to me I guess

I begged and begged to get on this app to never post on it. ):

Ex reveal:

& this morning he comes over, knocks on my window (he’s blocked on everything) and tells me *someone* fucked his car up. (More than likely he got drunk, ran off the road and doesn’t rmbr)

I pick the good ones can’t ya tell

Makes me mad when comedians aren’t funny irl. Like i get it, you don’t wanna do ur “job” 24/7 but also… make me laugh, monkey

I like the way you think. And it matches the way I have already thunk

How can I allow it is what troubles me most! can’t even post on the main for fear they’ll witness and gain their satisfaction of achievement

my heart is too wounded for these indelicate men

Desperate for the stupid silly kinda love that has me cheesin on my phone in between sets at the gym. Sadly, I just scowl and lift harder

the homie and I are sparkin up tonight n I asked if I could bring my dog out of courtesy (was gunna bring him anyways) and he said NO. *heavy, hard repeated blinks*

Poor guys I’ve given chances to think they can get anything now cause they bagged one singular baddie. Sorry babes, not every gorgeous girl is as mentally troubled. Humble ya self before u get hurt

Not me looking for sugar daddies at the gym. It’s planet fitness for god sakes. Ain’t no sugar to be found here

Forgot my log in credentials due to a lost phone floating or sunk in the Atlantic Ocean somewhere but I’m back, bitches… and I got the tea on my latest sad girl / rad girl escapades

FIRST TIME GOING SKYDIVING TODAY!

That would be best. But we live not in a perfect world ):

Wish this application worked better. Still safer here, than Twitter I suppose

BPD = beautiful princess disorder

Congrats brother 🏆✨

I am! For the moment

Just took my after photos to compare for a month of no drinking. Fatty liver who?!

Poor babies can’t even plug a side nostril 😩

Poor babies can’t even plug a side nostril 😩

made my very own Barbie photoshoot my damn self with no creep to worry about. Oh how I love being a woman

Thanks friend 🥹

You know what, youre right —I was struggling to type out the spelling for tobackie is why. There I said it.

Nicotine gummies??? Cause I meant ciggies lol

Three more days and it’ll be an entire month I haven’t had any wacko tobacco 🚬

I am so happy be here, idc if I only keep three followers.

feels like a restraining order against my ex… except this actually works.

Elated to be here. Thank u Allan 🥹💖

I motherfuckin made it, bitches. Prepare to see me mildly indecent, serving cunt. absolutely unhinged, and venting about my horrid hot girl life