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@maplemckenzie

beaver on the internet, retro indie bimbotuber, board certified sleepy bitch, let's have fun online!!! twitch.tv/maplemckenzie profile pic by @kaibuzetta.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/gnawtybeaver.bsky.social funny r18 alt

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i feel like i would do anything to get rid of daylight savings time it somehow gets harder each year to fuckin adjust

10.03.2026 03:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WE SUPPORT WOMEN'S WRONGS

10.03.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OH THATS WHAT YOU MEANT

10.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

damn.... tragic...

09.03.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why so?

09.03.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

international woman's day
is a day
where i'm a woman
INTERNATIONALLY

09.03.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gao coded

09.03.2026 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

holy shit i had some weird dreams last night i blame them stealing an hour from me

08.03.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

exciting new development in "maple's ass is unreasonably fat": accidentally turned on a lightswitch on the stairs with my butt

08.03.2026 06:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hmm I followed the instructions Iโ€™m not sure why he looks so different

07.03.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3529 ๐Ÿ” 974 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

sts2 is so funny like you got the necrobinder on a dire quest for vengeance and then you've got the regent who seems to be going on 50 floor dungeon crawls to speak with the manager

07.03.2026 04:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

literally having a "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day, ruined" moment over a truly bad pizza i just had to eat

07.03.2026 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i would really like to learn how trains work in factorio b/c it reminds me of playing with brio thomas the tank engine trains as a tiny maple....

07.03.2026 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"EXCUSE ME I'M SPEAKING"
ma'am this is a memorial service

07.03.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i was too tired to actually teach but i did my bestttttttttt

06.03.2026 23:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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onlydams.com playing some more slay the spire 2 today but in such a way that might help newcomers understand a complicated game about hitting people on the head with rocks

06.03.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Branch manager branching out

05.03.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1270 ๐Ÿ” 334 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

slay the spire 2 is incredible

05.03.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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onlydams.com hey guys i'm bein a LITTLE self-indulgent today and trying out Slay the Spire 2. hope that's okay!

05.03.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why, it's the famous author of beloved american classic novel "tomsayer"

05.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

toriyama ass naming scheme omg

05.03.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Justice for Plum

05.03.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they removed this fire design???? capcom.............

05.03.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THEYRE SO GOOD

05.03.2026 02:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sonic advance 2 is so fucking funny dude
if you play as sonic you're on a three hour pain train ride and if you play as cream you breeze through in under 45 minutes while screaming "GO MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!"

05.03.2026 00:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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onlydams.com i'm streaming Sonic Advance 2 today! the only one of the advance games i've never played. funny rabbit.

04.03.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm not going to say my eye is 100% better but i think it is better enough to stream

04.03.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hobbit-book is actually so good

04.03.2026 07:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im going to stream tomorrow if i have to do it in a damn eyepatch!!!!!

04.03.2026 06:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

went to look at some old posts on the other site for nostalgia purposes and i can't even check my old dms without like making some kind of new password or something and fuck that lol

03.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0