The Guillotine Implier

Israel is like if “where my hug at” was a country

She supported a modern Holocaust.

Was she right about the Pied Piper Strategy?

clinton's plan to beat trump was to elevate him above the rest of the republican field and then coast to an easy victory. i don't think she was right about that

You should try standup comedy.

It is if you’re lying.

Damn you just love defending pedophile sex traffickers

Maxwell was at her daughter’s wedding

Bzzt wrongo

Finding a way to make a funeral about her, what an asshole.

That’s ridiculous. It’s a shower, not a car!

Wanna buy a bridge

I shouldn’t be alone right now, Saudi Arabia announced they’re giving up on building The Line.

I can’t believe “40k hive city but dumber and worse” wasn’t a successful project.

Old lady’s head photoshopped into a lightbulb with the words “65 WAT”

Smh my head what is so hard to understand here

Every single person who agrees to a Chotiner interview is just doing the “but it might work for us” gag from Arrested Development.

the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

Student of WWII for twenty years and doesn’t know a symbol famous enough to be the punchline of a comedy sketch.

You must be a shit student then.

Gotta get down on Friday

“Femboy hooters” has intense proxy pro-Marxist vibes.

All the defenses I've heard offered for Platner are either A) he's simply extremely stupid and gullible so the nazi stuff is just a Mr. Magoo series of events, or B) he's not a nazi but he's willing to engage positively with them, which I'm supposed to think is a good thing for some reason

Sounds like she should have run a better campaign.

She never tried going further left lol

We invented the term “military aged males” for killing children in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.

the US: grok is this