I love the RE series but RE7 also pushed me to the limited of my tension. The first half of this game felt like RE7, the second half felt like RE4. For me anyway.
I enjoyed my time playing, and think it's good (not as good as RE8), but it definitely tensed me up.
A screenshot from Resident Evil 9. Leon is pointing a gun past rusted out cars to the sign of a derelict store called "DENIM PAL". Which I would love to shop at.
Me: I wanna buy my jeans from someone kinder than a stranger, but not as close as a friend
Leon:
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Riker and Geordi, in uniforms red and gold, meet at a Enterprise corridor intersection. Riker is *very* tall. You don't always see it, but here facing and compared to Geordi, sheesh he's a tall drink of water. Anyways, his hair's a bit messy. Closed caption reads, "I'm having trouble waking up."
A Muslim friend recently asked me what Lent is. I described it as "like Ramadan but if no one took it seriously" and I feel like I nailed it.
Comparing The Bride to other interpretations of Frankenstein. New episode of Talk From Superheroes out now wherever you get your podcasts.
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www.talkfromsuperheroes.com
A facebook post with the user info blacked out, but what remains is the tag "Ray-Ban Meta glasses". Which really just means they own the privacy invading, authoritarian techno state, pervert nightmare glasses used by loser like Mark Zuckerberg.
I know that they *think* it's good advertising, but the fact that meta labels any posts made using Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses is actually a great way for me to know who to never hang out with again.
The past 5 months I've gone though hell and back. I've fought the mob, infiltrated a military zone in a stolen plane, had my left eye cut out. But I got us that hour back. I just hope it's worth it.
The literal opposite. Still, probably worth staying up. Who's needs Sunday.
A picture from the Canadian Heritage Minute about basketball but instead of "I need those baskets back" he's saying "but I need that hour back"
Me dealing with daylight savings
Someone should make a different movie where a playwright abandons their family after a family tragedy & then their grief-stricken spouse attends the play and realizes it wasn’t worth it because the play is terrible
My wife is such a rule follower, the other day she saw me fill the blender past the "fill line" and she was absolutely shook.
She asked me to "think about what might happen before I do this" which felt like she was gonna call the cops.
A video game screenshot of a Resident Evil 9 cutscene. A military guy wearing what looks like 3 different night vision goggles. With the text "there's too much fucking shit on me"
Resident Evil 9 is wildin'
This describes any Christopher Nolan character
“Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn”
PTT 840.85 MEMORY It's worse than we thought, Snake. New intel confirms that FOX-HOUND has developed several new types of guy.
PTT 840.85 MEMORY There's psychic gas mask guy. Minigun shaman guy. Weird chameleon guy. Cat guy - who's also a revolver guy, by the way. That's like two types of guy almost.
With GDC only a few days away, I added @nicolecarpenter.bsky.social's brilliant gaming union zine/explainer to archive.org. The previous host for the PDF added a monthly subscription.
Please feel free to print and share as you wish!
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Ah yes, always a sign of a company that's worthy of trust. 🫠
It's wild that the Neti Pot is allowed to exist and advertise without warnings.
Q-tip has to put warnings like "do NOT put this in your ear even though it's clearly what it's for".
Meanwhile Neti Pot is out here just like "water board yourself. Who gives a shit"
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"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
I kinda miss "Sir, this is a Wendy's" as a reply to somebody who's become unhinged.
Can we bring that back or do I just gotta let that go?
It should flat out be illegal for tech software to prompt you with an offer and provide only "yes" or "try later" as answers.
How is "NO" not an option? As a consumer I'm not allowed to say no and I don't know how we got here.
I truly love the ebb and flow of the Resident Evil franchise. Perfect escalation and reset
RE1: wtf is this House
RE2: I hate this Precinct
RE3: Fuck this City
RE4: wtf is this Town
RE5: I hate this Country
RE6: Fuck this Planet
RE7: wtf is this Estate
RE8: I hate this Village
RE9: Fuck this City
A man with a knife pointed at an old man appear to have a heart attack saying "call the ambulance", the caption reads "playing as grace". Second frame is the same old man holding a gun yelling "But not for me" the caption reads "switching to Leon". Basically your weak as Grace and a badass as Leon. You get the idea.
Me playing Resident Evil Requiem #RE9
Hedge Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms vs The Bone Temple.
Bluesky may be the only place to view this clip because I feel like Insta and other platforms are gonna hide this. lol
New episode of Talk From Superheroes out now wherever you get your podcasts.
www.talkfromsuperheroes.com
A man with a knife pointed at an old man appear to have a heart attack saying "call the ambulance", the caption reads "playing as grace". Second frame is the same old man holding a gun yelling "But not for me" the caption reads "switching to Leon". Basically your weak as Grace and a badass as Leon. You get the idea.
Me playing Resident Evil Requiem #RE9
I've been trying to have fun with those while keeping it informative.
We go live now to the Polymarket CEO
"I don't want to create a character. Start tournament. Arcade mode"
duncan really just clicked male human fighter start game huh
