Phlorb

I guess there's some nice parts to being a delivery pup.

"Father, you said it's bedtime, put the fucking phone down and turn off the light"

I can put together a decent bowl of ramen :D

Did we have the same bathroom a decade ago?

Literally tho 😂

Laying in bed with one of my dogs, Lula, laying on my shoulder

Lula says good morning 💜

💜💜 I'll get back to where I was (hopefully), definitely need to start going more often so my feet can get re-accustomed to stomping on plastic really fast lol

For me, this is out of shape. I know what I used to be able to accomplish in the game and this is not as good as I used to be.

🥰 I've played since 9th grade, always been one of my favorites (and one of the things that got me into electronic music). Been a long road (and lots of home play) to get here and comfortable playing in public lol

Finally got to Round1 again after like 6 months and *damn* am I out of shape from where I was. But I found a new song to add to my rotation that's a lot of fun and the perfect amount of challenging (for now) ^_^

just became aware of this--the regime wants to clear-cut massive chunks of Oregon's old growth forests in the name of timber production.

you have until March 23rd to comment.

i know we have endless fucking things to scream at politicians about--this is an important one too.

Not me getting all giddy because my work crush texted me to tell me he started a nuzlocke run in pokemon leaf green and he named his rival after me 🫣

If it fades at all, I get comments about needing to redo it. Then when I do recolor it, I get comments saying "well it's about time". Fried the fuck out of my hair last year because of that pressure and now it's just...frustrating

It's almost the opposite for me? I started doing it for fun because I enjoy it but then I became known for it since I'm absolutely the most "alt" looking person at my job. Turned into basically being pressured into constantly keeping it brightly colored and now it's just exhausting.

🥵😍

I do occasionally! People at work have made it more annoying than fun to do now tho so I don't do it as often anymore unfortunately

God your hair is so fucking cool 😍

Y'know what? HELL YEAH

*unzips your pants*

Nailed it.

OH YEAH?

*Unzips your pants*

Wait

Yes. Unequivocally yes.

God....🥵

No better way to start your day than by getting pulled over on your way to work 🙃

Jesusfuck my brain is working overtime to make me feel undesirable/unwanted today

Heard loud and clear, going to sleep 👍🖕

CHECK SNAP PLZ

😭 but also 🥰

Okay do they have other protein options cuz if so I'm adding this to the list

🫂😘💜 and you're cute AF and lovely to interact with!

I hope that changes soon because your eyes are lying to you.