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Ken Pisani

@kpsmartypants

Screenwriter and Emmy nominee. Author of LA Times bestseller & Thurber Prize for American Humor finalist “AMP'D." Smartest of pants. Repped @ WME kenpisani.com

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Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google.

My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence!

go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT

17.12.2025 19:18 👍 4048 🔁 1891 💬 118 📌 93

wow can't believe slurs would do that

06.03.2026 04:56 👍 520 🔁 86 💬 1 📌 0
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 👍 8984 🔁 2617 💬 156 📌 304
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2026 so far...

06.03.2026 00:50 👍 120 🔁 31 💬 9 📌 1

The “shield” is intolerable here as well.

“Parents tried to shield their children from water. Instead they died of dehydration.”

That’s what the @nytimes.com headline here says. Both “shield” and “instead” appallingly reinforce anti-vax attitudes and frames.

04.03.2026 14:18 👍 1235 🔁 322 💬 26 📌 7
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For the first time, we now know how many Black-owned bookstores exist in the U.S. The National Association of Black Bookstores has released the “first comprehensive national report” on the state of America’s Black-owned bookstores.

There has never been an official, comprehensive record of Black-owned bookstores across the United States — until now

04.03.2026 14:39 👍 2440 🔁 1065 💬 23 📌 76

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

04.03.2026 14:09 👍 4783 🔁 1479 💬 117 📌 154
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04.03.2026 12:21 👍 2316 🔁 489 💬 22 📌 17

What if there was a mindful way to steal people’s art, pollute Black neighborhoods, and raise everyone’s electric bill?

02.03.2026 16:51 👍 1688 🔁 498 💬 20 📌 6

It's amazing how many people who pretended to have principles in the past have really showed their asses during the Trump II administration.

03.03.2026 02:21 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Capitalism!

03.03.2026 15:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't. Print. Lies. In. The. Newspapers.

Don't. Platform. Lying. Liars. To. Performatively. Lie. On. The. Teevee. Shows.

If you've screwed up & done that anyway, immediately end the interviews when the performative public liars performatively lie in public.

What is journalism, anyway?

03.03.2026 14:56 👍 513 🔁 78 💬 18 📌 1
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Navigating 2026 one toast at a time Adding some comfort to 2026 with TOAST

A comfort system that works. For a few minutes anyway. merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/navigating...

03.03.2026 14:58 👍 27 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0

You notice how quiet China has been?

That's because you never interfere with an enemy who is in the process of destroying himself.

03.03.2026 08:40 👍 2415 🔁 520 💬 87 📌 33
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You really can't expect much from a country that has to do this

02.03.2026 16:15 👍 225 🔁 49 💬 5 📌 1

I’m not a “both parties are the same” guy but both parties really, really suck right now, just in different ways.

02.03.2026 06:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For ppl who aren't aware:
Old temperate forests are insanely rare nowadays and extremely important ecosystems lost forever once cut.
They're not just "old trees" but intricate networks of trees, fungi and all kinds of living creatures.
You CANNOT replant this!! Once it's gone it's lost FOREVER!!!

01.03.2026 19:18 👍 3462 🔁 2344 💬 21 📌 12
Today should be your 38th birthday..
When you lose your son you lose more than a child you lose a piece of your heart and your joy. Life is forever altered, and nothing can ever fill that space. Yet in my soul, he remains, my precious boy, forever loved. His laughter, his smile, and his love are woven into who I am. My love for him will never fade. Yor are my pride and my joy - you've made a change that cannot be broken..

Today should be your 38th birthday.. When you lose your son you lose more than a child you lose a piece of your heart and your joy. Life is forever altered, and nothing can ever fill that space. Yet in my soul, he remains, my precious boy, forever loved. His laughter, his smile, and his love are woven into who I am. My love for him will never fade. Yor are my pride and my joy - you've made a change that cannot be broken..

Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.

02.03.2026 00:24 👍 21276 🔁 5333 💬 472 📌 313

I just don’t think the opposition party should feel it necessary to be more careful in criticizing a war than the party in power is in starting one.

02.03.2026 01:08 👍 554 🔁 101 💬 7 📌 2
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The day after we put the final touches on issues #88-91 of “Swamp Thing”, news broke about the passing of Tatjana Wood, the original colorist on the series. Tomorrow, March 2nd, would have been Tatjana’s 100th birthday. Let’s raise a glass to one of comics’ originals.

02.03.2026 05:09 👍 1569 🔁 403 💬 7 📌 4
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'The True America. New York City, USA', 1968–1971.

Photograph by Ernest Cole (South African).

01.03.2026 23:11 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

“Goals are not plans, they’re things you hope happen.”

01.03.2026 21:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why can’t billionaires buy these shitty newspapers instead of Washington Post and LA Times?

01.03.2026 21:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
01.03.2026 06:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know this feels pointless but everyone has to call their congressional reps and say they oppose war with Iran and they oppose Trump illegally starting one without congressional approval — both

5 Calls can help you make the call:

5calls.org/issue/iran-i...

28.02.2026 13:10 👍 1318 🔁 807 💬 6 📌 43

I have a Ramones LP that skips in the exact same place it did 40 years ago that gives me flashbacks.

28.02.2026 17:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WHAT’S THE RUSH

28.02.2026 17:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t give much credibility to a major mouthpiece who supported the rise of fascism (especially one who declares “we thought the victory won in 2024 would be finally time to put America first”) just because she tapped out of the ring and cashed in her winnings.

28.02.2026 17:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The same people who prosecuted a guy for throwing a sandwich at a guy playing soldier are ok with this.

28.02.2026 17:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 👍 18813 🔁 8037 💬 42 📌 116