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Seemed like a great idea at the time

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Judging MAGA’s reaction to the tariffs and stock market, I guess more people are into findom than I thought.

09.04.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Internet went to shit when they stopped updating rotten.com

05.04.2025 03:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Awww you poor baby. Grow up you man child.

24.03.2025 03:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I double dog dare them to. They will fuck around and they will REALLY find out.

24.03.2025 03:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We lost Christopher and kept Peter. A loss for humanity.

13.03.2025 21:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck him.

03.03.2025 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boo fucking hoo. What a twat.

03.03.2025 20:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait until we get a free Cascadia.

03.03.2025 20:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like I picked the wrong decade to quit smoking

02.03.2025 01:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A computer not on Active Directory or other centralised auth in a work setting? This is either 1997 or bullshit, I’m going with the latter.

22.02.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some tart in a lake distributing swords?

22.02.2025 13:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am professionally stupid and full of shit. Sir, your son is correct.

14.02.2025 06:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m more afraid of Musk’s digital blitzkrieg.

10.02.2025 00:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck that Cheeto bitch. I hope he chokes on a pretzel.

09.02.2025 22:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No-one wants to buy his shitty AI so he went and got himself a captive market.

04.02.2025 21:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How many β€œso-called burner phones” get used in real life?

04.02.2025 15:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Time to renew my range membership.

01.02.2025 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking about relocating back to the UK in the summer. Might be too late the rate things are moving at.

01.02.2025 05:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gillette - Short Dick Man (Original)
Gillette - Short Dick Man (Original) YouTube video by Lautaro

youtu.be/fcrexKS8kxA?...

30.01.2025 15:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, it’s a lot smaller than I was expecting. Is that m.2 form factor? πŸ˜†

30.01.2025 02:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If everyone did their best then we wouldn’t be in this situation. I have zero sympathy.

29.01.2025 21:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You shouldn’t play with your dinner

29.01.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well that doesn’t sound very open of them

29.01.2025 16:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it time to have a toaster bath yet?

29.01.2025 01:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they could pay the Sphere in Vegas to display their general disapproval

28.01.2025 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We live in such utterly moronic times.

28.01.2025 22:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ on a bicycle, what next? Will this cavalcade of shit never end?

28.01.2025 05:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Modern Toss is so good. It has aged well!

26.01.2025 03:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More like free speech abolitionist

23.01.2025 04:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I slept like a baby last night. I woke up in the middle of the night screaming because I’d shit myself.

21.01.2025 00:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0