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second to worst ain’t half bad folks

I do think “Graham Platner was a bartender who personally served some DC pundits and reporters and was known to them” is a pretty big part of the skeleton key to unlocking how he got so much cash and media attention so fast and why they’re so determined to stay all in on him now

DHS nominee Markwayne Mullin is one of the most active stock-traders in the Senate — and violated the STOCK Act against insider trading as recently as last August.

He currently holds stock in L3Harris, which has millions in contracts with ICE and FEMA.

The grift continues.

two microphones….

I guess "oil" be walking lol

“my aunt was sued by Nintendo”

I just read the word "cornfed" in my head as one syllable and I can't stop laughing. like "cornf'd"

what’s on the greenland glizzy

get this messy bitch in front of a microphone stat

man explains

aaahh

my friend tried parsing the sentence and passed away

The Masked Singer
Unmasks When Calls the Heart Star as Eggplant

his ex: “ol corncob ass”

Claude does it again

cheryl assured him people don’t cook and eat together anymore

lmao he’s never been invited over for a meal

we ride for Arby 🫡

They’ll send you to kill and be killed but they do not give a single shit about you.

he did have that conversation… with one john barron

the sea has thrown him back

boston coffee party

keynote speaker? he could ride this to the nomination

pervert realizing he’s become the pervee

“yours truly” lol

“or my name isn’t” ass

“it reminds me of another thing i know jackshit about”

B-O-V-I-N-uh-O🎵

Turns Out There Was Voter Fraud in Georgia—by Elon Musk The state board of elections found Musk’s PAC sent prefilled ballot applications.

Donald Trump has been desperately trying to find voter fraud in Georgia. Well here it is.