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Yesterday, the KIDS Act has Passed the E&C, and soon will be pushing into the house! This is a combination of KOSA, SCREEN Act, App Store Accountability Act, and other bills into one package.

Contact your Reps, and tell them to OPPOSE these bills! Stay strong, and fight for your rights and privacy!

06.03.2026 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 932 ๐Ÿ” 1117 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

You need to call your reps and demand that they OPPOSE:

-the KIDS Act
-KOSA
-the Screen Act
-Sammy's Law
-the App Store Accountability Act

And additionally, oppose:

-reforming/sunsetting Section 230
-online age verification/ID laws

www.congress.gov/members/find...

09.03.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1253 ๐Ÿ” 1454 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

If you've got it and at least one person's face isn't absolutely enveloped in it whats the point

09.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

still on this, need my face soaked in ass sweat while I'm zonked out of my mind

09.03.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hooray for having friends in job positions that need people, full time employment is a genuine possibility in the near future

09.03.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah see I called it at the "read and accept these campaign rules" stage which included such gems as "we will play once a month, every major story decision or character death will be voted on by everyone, and you cannot ask for help with rules past 3 sessions" but it just got worse lmao

09.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

prolly indicative of the idea that I shouldn't give dating a shot when I think of it like "a relationship where the other person is basically forced to be around me", however briefly it may have been

09.03.2026 09:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it would be fun though.......

09.03.2026 07:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

narrowly avoided getting sucked into a dnd game that turned out to be a tabletop recreation of bg3 with all *eight* players getting assigned party members from the game to play

09.03.2026 07:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is there anything I can do to make it weirder

09.03.2026 07:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the ever present woe of not having people available at convenient times to get stupidly horny with

09.03.2026 06:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

prolly would feel good as hell to have a huge sweaty hypnotic ass wider than my shoulders that I can smother people with till they can't think about anything else

09.03.2026 06:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

brooo they're drawing you as a woman for international women's day. you look way happier. don't worry about it.

08.03.2026 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1018 ๐Ÿ” 308 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Oooough peak

09.03.2026 01:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Handful of thoughts for a scenario where someone with a hypnotic ass brainwashed some dudes and makes them specifically obedient to it and not him, and eventually they just completely fry his brain so he can stop thinking and making orders that aren't focused on the best part of himself

09.03.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Let's set the tone already

Diamond's a little gremlin and will do anything and everything to break your mind and turn you into a loyal follower. He's already gathered a crowd with this stunt~

Art By: @anothermeekone.bsky.social

29.08.2023 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 126 ๐Ÿ” 39 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yeahhhh yeah yeah still peak, I love it, hypnotic asses underrated

09.03.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

good taste, good taste fr

I do think I've seen a piece of yours that was like. A jack frost with a big ass, maybe hypnotic? peak regardless, assuming I'm remembering correctly

09.03.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That, I am very delighted to hear bc if I can spread brainrot for any of the stuff I've gotten that's the one I'd like to see catch on :]

08.03.2026 22:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The physiology of my body is akin to a wet frog (could throw me at a wall real hard and I'd stick there)

08.03.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huge for the evil permanent stuff for me fr, absolutely *nothing* to stop a downward spiral that just strips you away more and more until you're an empty vessel designed for whatever kink has occupied the part of your brain where your consciousness used to be

08.03.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

o7 I appreciate the support in my increasingly odd and particular horny mission

08.03.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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COMMISSION SLOTS OPEN! I've got 4 slots open this week! Wanna get yourselves some kickass art? Reply here, or hit me up in DMs!

08.03.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 149 ๐Ÿ” 83 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Free manipulation of anything thats below them because its "too [insert reason here] to show on camera"
Ie, offscreening a bunch of powerful heroes into obedient slaves and goons

08.03.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no one is as obsessed with my weird ass comms as me, this is so sad

08.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big hot rubber snake women could do ANYTHING to me

08.03.2026 21:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sage and her new host ๐Ÿ

08.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 440 ๐Ÿ” 126 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fuck with both but L'Oro's gold suit HITS for me so I gotta give it to him

08.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sketch Commissions are now available! You can apply here: forms.gle/mVi1njv93ZBC...

08.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 80 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guy drooling over his own hypnotic ass, loudly and eagerly proclaiming that it owns him and he'll happily obey it and whatever it desires (completely nonsentient part of his body)

08.03.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0