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Writer, actor, comedian. Listen to my sketch comedy show Crowley Time: crowleytime.com

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Black and white cover art for Crowley Time Episode 42: The Food of Lurve, with Odinn Orn Hilmarsson.

Black and white cover art for Crowley Time Episode 42: The Food of Lurve, with Odinn Orn Hilmarsson.

La la la, and such! It’s a musical spectacular in the new instalment of my sketch comedy podcast Crowley Time with guest star composer and sound designer Odinn Orn Hilmarsson. Episode 42: The Food of Lurve, available NOW on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com!
@odinnoh.bsky.social

06.03.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
E-flyer for workshop 'The Real Ayckbourn with Alison Skilbeck' at The New Actors Centre at the Marylebone Theatre.

E-flyer for workshop 'The Real Ayckbourn with Alison Skilbeck' at The New Actors Centre at the Marylebone Theatre.

Comedy actors! This workshop is a real unmissable all-time opportunity. Alison (aka Agatha Doyle in Wooden Overcoats) is one of the greatest Ayckbourn alumni ever and a veteran of his company at the Stephen Joseph Theatre. TUES AND WEDS THIS WEEK!
www.newactorscentre.org/products/the...

07.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, me too. I suspect their systems are all jammed up from powering too many AI drone guns and such.

07.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Firefox's AI preferences window. It reads:
You always have a choice in Firefox, including whether to use features enhanced with Al. More controls coming soon.
'Block Al enhancements' on/off
Blocking means you won't see new or current Al enhancements in Firefox, or pop-ups about them. Get more details about what's included and how to control traditional machine learning features, like search suggestions and recommendations.
Block AI enhancements is set to 'on'.

Firefox's AI preferences window. It reads: You always have a choice in Firefox, including whether to use features enhanced with Al. More controls coming soon. 'Block Al enhancements' on/off Blocking means you won't see new or current Al enhancements in Firefox, or pop-ups about them. Get more details about what's included and how to control traditional machine learning features, like search suggestions and recommendations. Block AI enhancements is set to 'on'.

Sad to report, I shattered my monitor with how hard I clicked 'block' on this.

07.03.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apologies if anyone has had any trouble listening to this on Spotify! It’s up on every other platform but I can’t see it on there. I’d be interested to know if anyone else can!

07.03.2026 09:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™

06.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe get sent so many sitcoms set in escape rooms / battle reenactment societies / vape shops / board game cafes…”
Make one, then.
Make ONE.

05.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white cover art for Crowley Time Episode 42: The Food of Lurve, with Odinn Orn Hilmarsson.

Black and white cover art for Crowley Time Episode 42: The Food of Lurve, with Odinn Orn Hilmarsson.

La la la, and such! It’s a musical spectacular in the new instalment of my sketch comedy podcast Crowley Time with guest star composer and sound designer Odinn Orn Hilmarsson. Episode 42: The Food of Lurve, available NOW on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com!
@odinnoh.bsky.social

06.03.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

And take care!

06.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so sorry to hear about your friend’s dad! I hope being reminded of Rudyard Funn’s dreadful unprofessional slogan brought a bit of lightness. And also I hope that next time you think about putting the fun in funerals instead. All the best at a tough time, friend.

06.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, since you ask, it is too extreme for me. Okay? I’ve made peace with it. I’m not extreme. I am treme.

05.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the travel equivalent of 'talking head guests watch classic TV clips on iPads and then say yeah that was good wasn't it'.

05.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This meta joke from 3rd Rock from the Sun is outrageous! 🀩

04.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

*Basted beef brisket rolls out*

03.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Eat glass

03.03.2026 10:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Brent Spiner as Data in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Brent Spiner as Data in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

All I'm saying is, if Data spoke in a weird smug approximation of Internet slang, couldn't spell strawberry and kept telling the crew of the Enterprise to kill themselves, people wouldn't have liked him as much.

03.03.2026 10:23 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Very true!

02.03.2026 09:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Perfectly simulating the experience of being condescended to by someone who is stupider than you.

02.03.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt’s wine-and-sticking-a-knife-in-you-o’clock”

02.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely incredible performance… of someone who urgently needs to fall down a well.

02.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Phwoar! And so on.

01.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Louise Fletcher as Winn Adami in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

Louise Fletcher as Winn Adami in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

The greatest depiction ever of the crystal-healing-to-far-right pipeline.

01.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

YES, I have to make some phone calls

28.02.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀩

28.02.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I stop zero wars and start about thirty, can I have a peace prize too? I only want the ones that pay money.

28.02.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Kellogg's Commercial Extended Cut
Kellogg's Commercial Extended Cut YouTube video by Matt_Parker_2

I love it when Matt Parker comes a-knocking and asks for some funny voices, especially when his team then edits them into an extended cereal advert!

You can watch the full @standupmaths.bsky.social video on cereal maths here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYjD...

27.02.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Knock β€˜em dead, Ace! Can’t wait to see it!

27.02.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some sort of monstrous Matt Stone/Trey Parker hybrid that will devour us all!

27.02.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kellogg's Commercial Extended Cut
Kellogg's Commercial Extended Cut YouTube video by Matt_Parker_2

I love it when Matt Parker comes a-knocking and asks for some funny voices, especially when his team then edits them into an extended cereal advert!

You can watch the full @standupmaths.bsky.social video on cereal maths here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYjD...

27.02.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

TRUE!

26.02.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0