In a similar vein we here Chez Palko have tried buying our weekly meat from the Dorset Meat Company rather than the supermarket and not only did it last all week but it was exquisite. No more water-filled chicken or questionable sausages. Tasty duck legs!! Mince that actually breaks apart!!!
This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.
Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?
Last line is especially ominous
Does FIFA do a prize for economics
Sad to read that Ian McCulloch is struggling to belt them out
A set of road signs from the James Bond film The Living Daylights showing 325km to Islamabad and 200km to Karachi
This is when my suspension of disbelief gets broken in The Living Daylights. Might as well have left the flying carpet in
"what are your favourite music"
Not many records left in football but winning the Champions League and getting relegated in the same season is still there for the taking.
Here's our solution to having a boy who loves books but hates fancy dress
#WorldBookDay
#ActuallyUKNationalBookDay
Congratulations, this is the final stage
Why did my flamenco just stop
If our World Book Day in the UK is on a different day to the rest of the world's World Book Day then neither of them are World Book Day
Wondering if it's warm enough outside that I can finally put the cache-nez of my own mythology back in the scarf drawer
The more I read op eds by No 10's former Head of Political Strategy Paul Ovenden, such as this morning's latest in the Times, the more I understand the mess the Labour Party has created for itself. They are very unflattering in what they inadvertently reveal.
#ItAintHappening
#FIFA2026
Bad news for me it's the drone operator guy
It's moments like this that we need to show the ghouls that we remain generous, so I am offering Isabel Oakeshott the use of my inflatable dinghy
This has me crying in real life 😂😂😂
🦁
This explains the traffic on the A31
#ItAintHappening
#FIFA2026
Petition to give her the nickname 'Stopcock'
Just popping on to the Screwfix website to look for puns, back in a minute
I think technically he's got a quadruple-barrelled surname? Wowser
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twislet...
FORZA BOLOGNA!
(Italian for "four ragus please")
You'd have to be a mentalist to take that gig
This is actually a very rare collectable because the words are in the wrong order
Disappointed to see Macauley Culkin has joined his entourage
Saint and Greavesy should have done it when he did the draw for the Rumbelows Cup
I don't mind all the police visits and I'm happy to assist with investigations about past owners, but I must insist that they start calling my island 'Stephens Island' which is its correct and current name
I've got a lot more time for Charles III than I did for Elizabeth II.
He's a much better parent for a start
