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Musician, Xray tech, stunt driver, lion tamer, chainsaw juggler, astronaut. Expect a weird mix of #Braves baseball, cat photos, music, TTRPGs, astronomy, absurdity, and lefty politics. I curse a lot. He/him

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Love love love xraying trench foot. LOVE IT.

09.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How often, throughout all of human history, has the line, "it'll be a really short war," ever been even a remotely accurate prediction? It has to be one of the most common lies told by governments going back to the stone age.

09.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

People who back into angled spaces should lose their driving privileges for no less than 6 months. *That's why they're angled, ya dummy.*

08.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I went to Reservoir Dogs

08.03.2026 09:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"But slavery has existed throughout history."

Yesh, but it was never on an industrial scale that propped up the whole economy, like the South. Kinda like the Nazis and their death camps.

07.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bat flips count for two. Korea: 8

06.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If god was real, everyone in this room except the photographer would be a pillar of salt.

06.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
BLACK MAGNET - Floating in Nothing (From 'Body Prophecy' LP, 2022) Official Video
BLACK MAGNET - Floating in Nothing (From 'Body Prophecy' LP, 2022) Official Video YouTube video by 20buckspinlabel

The world sucks and is on fire, but I'm going to an industrial show tomorrow that should hopefully ruin my hearing, at least.
youtu.be/5NX6E8R-Hw4?...

06.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the hell are you people even there for anyway? You don't represent your constituents, let alone the American people as a whole.

06.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A farmer and a Marine Colonel

04.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Fear - Let's Have a War
Fear - Let's Have a War YouTube video by WhoTendsTheFire

youtu.be/iUxkFCBPgx4?...

04.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Operation IDDQD not functioning as intended.

04.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Operation IDKFA not going as planned.

04.03.2026 11:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

DubyaFoolMeTwice.mpg

04.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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MLB Issues 162-Game PED Suspension To Jurickson Profar A second PED suspension will cost Braves outfielder Jurickson Profar the entire season. You can get all the details at MLB Trade Rumors.

Jesus fucking christ, dude. Just fuck right off. We've all had enough of your shit. Go pound sand and leave us alone. God dammit, can we just sign a normal player to a FA contract who will actually play and not spend the whole time hurt or suspended?
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/03/brav...

04.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Most everything in the world is terrible right now, but at least the Braves are hitting well during Spring Training, when it doesn't matter. SadCatThumbsUp.jpg

03.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A bengal cat sitting upright, facing the camera

A bengal cat sitting upright, facing the camera

Oh, we doin' cats? Cool.

03.03.2026 10:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know, I've heard shingles can spread to your eyes, making it even more horrifically painful and potentially causing blindness. Happens all the time. Just a random thought.

02.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator
A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator YouTube video by ForbrukerrΓ₯det - Norwegian Consumer Council

Great illustration of enshittification. By the Norwegian Consumer Council.

02.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
A football videogame play called "Clown Post"

A football videogame play called "Clown Post"

02.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they're using the 2022 ball again, the Braves will be unstoppable.

02.03.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That sound never gets old.

02.03.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

01.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

We're the US and we're the aggressirs and the Bad Guys. More than ever.

28.02.2026 07:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"War is peace"
"Freedom is slavery"

28.02.2026 07:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're fucked. This doesn't end well for anyone.

28.02.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody wants to pay for a product that nobody wants, no matter how hard you try to force-flood the market. It's simple supply and demand. Somewhere, Adam Smith's Invisible Hand is making the jerkoff motion as hard as it can.

27.02.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Larry
Moe
Curly
Shemp

25.02.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post old memes to confuse young people

25.02.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What'd I say?
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25.02.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0