The Funniest Dad Ever (/s)

I’ll try it but only with the unreleased ones (after release).

Can I do this with Beats headphones?

By your command.

Tweet Cory saw whilst in flagrante delicto aboard Cricket Force One? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Uhmm…no shaming…but why are they pictured shirtless in a sorry about their anti-porn app? 🤷🏻‍♂️

War on Christmas ✅
War on Drugs ✅
War on Schools Performing Trans-Ops ✅
Massive Bombs, Leadership Decapitation, Air Craft Carriers/Naval Fleet ≠ War

Many want the event to happen soon but I kind of thrill to the idea of him living long enough to see either this monstrosity never built or whatever is built knocked down with a wrecking ball with his face plastered on it.

Silver linings. 😬

My hot take: if you’re going to make me do my own Bloody Mary construction labor, then discount the price!

Is this a trip and fall in such a way that the sleeve of cookies is projected into your open mouth and down your throat to your tummy? 🤔

I like this but would also be open to a Road Runner “meep-meep!”

Those cornices, though.

🤷🏻‍♂️😩

This is the way.

Bird feeding/festering/obsessing is next.

So banking with Twitter, posting here. Smart.

Which my post is a perfect example of! 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

It would also require a follow up lecturer, though.

Movin’ on up (altitude-wise).

Alas, ultimately we’re really only rooting for the name on the front of the jersey.

It’s not hard to imagine that if we limited fandom or entertainment consuming based solely on our political ideologies or even some measure other measure of the individuals involved, we just wouldn’t be fans.

I’m trying to decide if Wild fandom at this point can simply be compartmentalized from the individuals. I’m trying to think what might be comparable. A movie or show with a MAGA-lead?

Progress worthy of celebration and relaxation. 👏

Thank you. I’ll explore.

Tricia Helfer. Truth.

@normcharlatan.bsky.social Was really hoping this turned out to be “Federal Way” in the photo but alas…

Would you be willing to clarify what statutes the demonstrators allegedly violated and why might a grand jury see this as valid?

You have to do all of these simultaneously.

But, c’mon, LASERS! 😁

Why does this lady have a uterus shirt?