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@heartofdeacon

Just an alien enjoying planet Earth. A delightful mix of raunchy humor and existential musings—like a party at Area 51 but with tequila. 👽🤘🏾 https://linktr.ee/HeartOfDeacon

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Latest posts by Deacon @heartofdeacon

I always neglect this app 😩

31.01.2026 04:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some morning head would be bomb 😌

13.01.2026 13:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I love my lights. 💨vibes!

04.01.2026 02:19 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😝

27.12.2025 19:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😈😝

27.12.2025 12:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Post and delete 👅

27.12.2025 06:35 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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It’s Friday bytches!!! 😝

19.12.2025 19:57 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Friday beautiful people 🥰

19.12.2025 15:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just spent ten mins looking for my phone which was in my pocket 🫣😅

17.12.2025 20:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Confession: I love the Holiday romance movies 🫣🥰

16.12.2025 02:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me af!! 🤣😝

11.12.2025 19:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s 5pm somewhere 😝

11.12.2025 19:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PETTY!!!!! And I love it

11.12.2025 00:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Post you from a different era in your life

10.12.2025 23:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quote with a shower pic. 🚿🧼

10.12.2025 21:53 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I’m choosing violence from now on!!

10.12.2025 20:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Niggas be obsessed with MFers chasing and kissing their ass for attention. That will never be. ✌🏾

10.12.2025 20:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ATP, give me a lavender marriage.

10.12.2025 20:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy HumpDay 😝

10.12.2025 13:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with an afro is asking to stay away from me ALT: a man with an afro is asking to stay away from me

If you don’t like uncut:

10.12.2025 04:02 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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🥵🥵Sapphire is fine af !!

08.12.2025 20:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#MCM

08.12.2025 19:23 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😝<<<is my go to emoji. And I mean it in such a non-sexual way.

05.12.2025 15:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy HumpDay 😝

03.12.2025 16:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People are not designed to walk and text. They do a horrible job. Every time. 🤣

02.12.2025 21:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hate having emotional intelligence because a lot of times I really want to crash out!

02.12.2025 20:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One thing 🥷s are good at is, gaslighting tf out of you.

02.12.2025 16:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Being attracted to someone and being interested in someone are two different things. You can hear a song at a bar and be like I like this song and just leave it at that, that’s attraction or you can find out the title, the artist, who wrote it, or the inspiration, that’s interest.

02.12.2025 14:18 👍 148 🔁 25 💬 4 📌 0
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The sexual advances are flattering, but if we haven’t built that type of rapport….

02.12.2025 14:16 👍 113 🔁 38 💬 6 📌 8

My sleep schedule is fucked up😅

02.12.2025 07:29 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0