Public Futility

Higgins, have you ever considered a reverse mortgage?

In honor of International Women’s Day, this will be my last post today in the hope that women’s voices will have a greater impact upon social media.

So it IS a Twitter replacement! It’s like my two year-old once said: sometimes words are just words.

Unless somebody’s already gone out of their way to tell them that it’s wrong, weird, or disgusting, kids aren’t going to ask about it. It’ll almost always start with “But you/a trusted adult/someone at school said…”

Black & white photo of a concrete side of a somewhat dilapidated building that has graffiti written with spray paint. The graffiti reads “Time doesn’t exist Clicks exist.”

Wait, do people think the e-ink \price tag\ is how stores are going to charge us more?

I don’t understand how Sen. Sheehy can look anybody in the eye and hasn’t been arrested after what happened.

Periodic reminder that, if I ever give you a Samsung tablet for Christmas, you have wronged me something awful. If I give one to your kid, I may have already blocked you.

OR 33 DONUTS!

Let’s go to Dunkies!

Whoa.

Right? I hate vacuuming!

The owner of OnlyFans is the largest donor to AIPAC. We need a digital Lysistrata.

The final season of Severance should be about Gemma, and Mark should be played by Tig Notaro.

Former print reporter here. I have long told people to please read their news instead, unless there is an emergency.

Is it smooth or is it a bear? Pick one.

My favorite chapter of The Art of War is “Plans?? who are you, death cab for cutie??”

FCC approves the merger of cable giants Cox and Charter The FCC believes the newly approved merger between Cox and Charter could lead to faster internet service and lower prices.

This might concern me more than Paramount + WB because it ties the two largest internet providers back with news generating companies (radio, TV, and newspapers) that they had previously been forced to give up. www.engadget.com/big-tech/fcc...

The Traveling Dingleberries

Turning point hitch with arrow logo

We don't talk about how TPUSA ripped their whole name and logo off of an RV trailer hitch company

Synthetic fabrics are a recession indicator. “Tech” and “performance” are just expensive ways to say polyester because cotton is too expensive.

No, we do NOT. Sure, that’s my lawn you’re standing on, but many of us will not stoop to discussing ethics in video game journalism.

already gone…

This is hilarious

Look at this photograph

Read: Kavanaugh, Thomas, and Alito ALSO don’t understand that importers pass tariffs on to the customer.

Except the doctor was the bad guy.

December of 2030: Help Us, SSSI?

I’m giving up straightness for Leant.

I don’t like men with too many muscles.