jennieology

Idk something about being 34 means a lot of waking up naturally before 7 am on a Saturday and just starting your day

Living with four creatures I love tremendously (one husband and three pets) who all fall asleep before I do means I do a lot of checking to make sure everyone is still breathing

I always thought that after I got married I’d be the type of person to say, “all men suck except for my husband who is perfect.” Turns out that instead I just don’t think of men at all and that is so much better

I started reading way more ebooks when I accepted that I prefer to read them on my phone and not on my actual kindle

every pixel spent trying to convince me to buy the new Harry Potter series on audiobook is a waste of space. No im not rebuying a series I purchased 15 years ago back before I knew jk Rowling was a bigot there has never been an easier decision to make in the history of man kind!

Biscuit has been on poop strike for the past 10 days bc he hates how cold and icy it’s been.

When we got nebula she was skittish the point that if you touched her without her knowing she would get scared and run away. Now 2 years later she is extremely cuddly and demands affection at all hours of the day and night. Still won’t let us pick her up tho!

Biscuit is my dog. Rogue is my husband’s cat. Nebula is Rogue’s cat. I can’t explain it further.

Biscuit is a gentle soul and every night lets his fat cat sister eat from his dinner first while he looks helplessly at me from afar until I rescue him from her as if he doesn’t outweigh her by 20 lbs and can just literally push her out of the way.

Nebula demands to be pet as roughly as possible. She also loves when you grab her whole face in your hand. If you stop petting her before she is ready she will yell at you so loudly

Biscuit is my soul dog who struggles with so much anxiety in his little body. He has this lopsided expression permanently on his face. He only feels safe with me, which is hard and expensive (hyperattachment/separation anxiety), but it’s not his fault and I love love love him so much.

Nebula is so dumb and so obsessed with me for no reason. This is her sleeping with her head right next to my butt yesterday. Also she thinks she is too dignified to be a cat until any sort of toy comes out she goes bonkers.

Rogue is the cutest sleeper I have ever seen. Today I woke up to her sleeping on my chest and when I said good morning to her she put her paw in my mouth (so gross also so cute). Sometimes I come home and she’s burrowed underneath the blankets.

Usually I wfh from the living room & they hang out with me out there but today worked from my desk in the bedroom so they slept on my bed all day just bc they wanted to hang with me

A list of things that are so cute about my three pets: biscuit (dog), rogue (gray & white tabby), and nebula (orange tabby)

I am also looking at flights for both Austin, TX and Edinburgh, Scotland, and it is both faster and cheaper for me to fly abroad than to fly to frickin Texas

Purchased a round trip, direct flight for $120 and briefly felt like I was living in 2016 again

Using my one minute of social media time per day over holiday break to say this: when you’re on a social media break you’re not supposed to miss social media & you say you’re better without it but actually I miss it sm

Third watch through of succession & cousin Greg is still the weeniest character

Yes she is longtime close personal friend!

Omg I forgot ab these & now I miss them too. The heart yearns to overshare!!!

So excited to spend tomorrow hanging out with the guy I’ve hung out with every day for 2.5 years!!

Watching the greatest movie ever made, Ever After (1998) with Drew Barrymore

Our robot vacuum goes off twice a day and I am genuinely shocked and disgusted by how much hair, dust, dirt, and crumbs it picks up each cycle. We are clean people! How do we accumulate so much dirt every 12 hours!

Feels so good to have a personal brand this strong

Everyone: are you taking your new husbands last name

Me: no I am not

Everyone: yeah thats what I assumed

Also I took six bites total bc I have a surgically altered stomach so one bite for every hour of cooking

Thanksgiving for two

Frugality but in an anti-capitalist way

T-minus 19 hours before my wedding. That’s the whole tweet.