I definitely shouldn’t go open that bottle of Barefoot wine that’s been in my fridge for two years…
08.03.2026 02:11
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Gripping that harness for all its worth. At least I wish those were my plans.
08.03.2026 02:08
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Okay, but I love it when your voice quivers a bit at the end. That’s a good feeling.
08.03.2026 02:04
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Thank you, dear!
08.03.2026 02:02
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This is possibly the best thing I’ve read all day.
08.03.2026 01:53
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*writes a quick reminder*
08.03.2026 01:48
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This but cartoon pizza.
08.03.2026 01:21
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Y’all need Jesus
08.03.2026 01:20
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I gave this a try for the first time this week. Not bad. Might add some grape jelly to it.
08.03.2026 01:12
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The warehouses one specifically is talking about how “the cloud” works. “The cloud” is quite literally just a bunch of data centers. Amazon has several in the Columbus area.
08.03.2026 01:06
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So many warehouses in Ohio…
08.03.2026 00:58
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I am both depressed I’m not doing anything for my birthday as well as ambivalent about leaving the house.
08.03.2026 00:46
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These are cute on you!
08.03.2026 00:22
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Hilariously disingenuous headline in the card, @pbsnews.org. You and I both know Donald Trump doesn’t give half a fuck about these soldiers or their families. “…grieves with families…” my furry, white ass.
07.03.2026 23:39
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Let me catch up and you can dive right in.
07.03.2026 04:25
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Oh that’s going to be a hell of a ride.
07.03.2026 04:10
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Can confirm is a good time.
07.03.2026 03:57
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Why are cable companies just so damn unreliable when it comes to sending a tech? Like, it’s universal. Every one of them is like this.
06.03.2026 18:58
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LOL at thinking of closing the tailgate.
06.03.2026 18:55
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I VOLUNTEER
06.03.2026 18:54
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It’s just so damn thick!
06.03.2026 18:49
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This has nothing to do with the specific content here, but Polymarket adopting the language of news, here with BREAKING, and with Texas election results earlier this week, is BAD. Polymarket is not and will never be a news org or break news. It's a betting app. It's Draft Kings for sociopaths.
06.03.2026 17:09
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I almost called and canceled someone’s Disney vacation because they kept using my email address for everything from reservations to family newsletters.
06.03.2026 13:49
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The gay hockey show made me less bitter! I still cried a lot, but I’m slightly less bitter.
06.03.2026 12:40
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My Gmail address required an invitation and doesn’t have any numbers or special characters in it.
06.03.2026 12:39
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Oh come on… I get that bandwidth costs money, but I can’t even stream music on this flight. #FirstWorldProblems
06.03.2026 12:18
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Overpriced and practically useless.
06.03.2026 12:06
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I somehow forget that cranberry cocktail juice is a thing until I’m on an early morning flight.
It just occurred to me that I can buy it at the store any time I want.
06.03.2026 12:04
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He’s gonna sleep, but he’s gonna have nightmares.
06.03.2026 11:25
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