I AM SO VERY HUNGRY. I CAN‘T MAKE PASTA, NOT AGAIN. AND BURGERS ARE OFF THE TABLE, I HAD ONE FOR LUNCH. CEREAL DOESN’T MAKE SENSE, I WANT SOMETHING WARM. PERHAPS I‘LL GNAW ON SOMEONE’S LEG.
HOW HAS IT BEEN FIVE MONTHS SINCE I CLIMBED THE LADDER, TOOK A DEEP BREATH, AND STARTED SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF?
DO NOT CONTACT THE WOMAN IN THE TOWER, PLEASE LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE HAS HER REASONS FOR BEING UP THERE. NOBODY FORCED HER IN. SHE‘S SAFE AND HAPPY. SHE LEAVES FREQUENTLY TO RUN ERRANDS, SOMETIMES JUST TO TAKE A WALK. STOP TREATING HER LIKE SOME SORT OF SPECTACLE.
THIS BOX HAS ROOM FOR EVERYTHING ANYONE MIGHT NEED FOR A QUICK TRIP TO YOUR LOCAL LIQUOR STORE. MAYBE SOMETIME SOON YOU’LL RE-STOCK YOURS.
WHEN I TRY TO LOOK BACK AT MY CHILDHOOD I CANT SEE MUCH. I LOOK AT THE SKY AND ALL I SEE IS DARKNESS. I TURN MY FOCUS TO THR GROUND AND SEE ALL THE STUFF THAT HAS FALLEN OUT OF MY POCKETS OVER THE YEARS.
Very Healthy. Very Strong!
IVE BEEN HERE JUST LONG ENOUGH TO FEEL LIKE NOTHING HAS EVER GONE WRONG. I HAVE NEVER HELD MY BREATH THIS LONG BEFORE.
STREETS ARE FILLING WITH SOAP BUBBLES. FANS OF CRIME ARE LOST TO THE VORTEX, IVE NOT BEEN FOLLOWING THE NEWS.
WITH A LOUD THUD I CRASHED INTO AN EXTRA WALL AT THE BACK OF THE SHED I DIDNT KNOW WOULD BE IN MY WAY.
SEE YA SOMEDAY
will delete every piece of myself from web forever, might undo every thread in the weird interwoven tangled mess i’ve allowed my skin and bone to become. the screen is soft and warm and inviting, but none of that matters when my body has started to melt into the machine.
YOU CAN ALSO BE THE BEST IN THE WORLD WITH MY SUPER LEGIT HEALTH DRINK, CONTAINING LIQUIDS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS LIKE WATER AND SOMETHING ELSE I CANT QUITE REMEMBER HOW TO PRONOUNCE PROPERLY
Compliments from girls go hard
Drawing of a hairless rat named Neil banging out the tunes on a purple keyboard with rainbow keys. There are colorful stars and music notes in the background as he plays.
Neil banging out the tunes
#art
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP MYSELF SANE WHEN THE STUPID WHISTLE KEEPS BLOWING IN CIRCLES ABOVE MY HEAD? GODDAMN THIS IS GETTING SO VERY ANNOYING
FOREVER DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING TO SOMEONE WITH A CLUSTER OF ORGANS READY TO COLLAPSE. DONT EVER INVITE ME TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY AGAIN, THE LAST ONE WAS SO VERY SCARY AND WICKED
THESE THINGS DONT MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE, NOT AFTER THOSE GUYS IN THE FUNNY ANIMAL HATS SCRAWLED ALL OVER THEM WITH PERMANENT MARKERS. BUT SOMEDAY THEY MIGHT GUIDE ME TO GREATNESS. OR AT LEAST KEEP ME FROM CRASHING INTO A WALL
YEARS OF BULLSHIT AND NONSENSE, AND FOR WHAT? A HIGH FIVE FROM SOMEONE YOU COULD NEVER EVEN HOPE TO LOVE? MAYBE YOU JUST NEED TO STAND UP AND LET THE WIND PULL YOU APART AND SPREAD YOUR BODY LIKE DANDELION SEEDS
yer tellin me they stopped putting sidewalk in chalk? :(
RUNNING OUT OF TIME HERE!! I FORGOT THE PASSWORD TO THE BOX AND NOW THE BOX IS ON A RAMPAGE. I THINK IT RESET WHEN I SPILLED MY NORMAL JUICE ON IT LAST WEEK. I WAS IN A HURRY. . .
A REAL BEAST WOULDNT BE SCARED OF CROSSING THE STREET ALONE. A REAL BEAST PICKS UP THE PHONE AND HAS LOVELY CONVERSATIONS.
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A LITTLE SPARKLY AND MYSTERIOUS? WHY CAN’T SOMEONE JUST CHILL OUT IN THEIR UNDERWEAR EATING FIBER CEREAL AND THINKING ABOUT THAT LITTLE WORM OF A FREAK OF A MAN
OH NO. I FORGOT TO LET THE FROGS OUT. WHEN WAS THE NEW MOON AGAIN? THEYRE NOT ALLOWED ANY MOONLIGHT, NOT UNTIL NEXT YEAR.
Panel 1 art: Charme, an angelic person with blue hair dressed in a cute pink and white outfit, peers curiously into a browser window, talking aloud to her familiar, Bitmap. Panel 1 text: "Seems like there's someone new here! Let's say hello!" Panel 2 art: Charme calls out to a distant silhouette of someone with bat wings. Panel 2 text: "Hello there! I'm Charme! You must be the new muse! What's your name? Who do you watch over?" Panel 3 art: The bat-winged person looks over their shoulder, silently observing. Panel 3 text: "..." Panel 4 art: The bat-winged person, who has purple and pink hair and wears a black and pink goth outfit, stares at Charme, face-to-face. She looks annoyed as she talks to Charme. Panel 4 text: "Hmph. What do YOU care, Miss Angel?" Panel 5 art: Charme stares back with a confused but still enthusiastic expression as the other person continues talking. Panel 5 text: "I bet you've got it so easy." Panel 6 art: A close-up of the bat-winged person narrowing her eyes and looking down at Charme as she talks. Panel 6 text: "I doubt you could understand." Panel 7 art: Charme looks a bit disappointed but still smiles as she glances to the side. Panel 7 text: "Maybe so. Still, I'd like to get to know you. If that's okay with you." Panel 8 art: The bat-winged person looks annoyed and closes her eyes as she talks. Panel 8 text: "Very well." Panel 9 art: The bat-winged person extends her arms and wings upwards as she uses her wand to whip up a magical energy. Panel 9 text: "Perhaps this... will scare you off."
Panel 1 art: The bat-winged person stands proudly before a large pop-up window of a drawing. Her face shows that she has great respect for this piece of art. The drawing is by an amateur and depicts a goth girl crying while holding a bloody knife. There is blood everywhere and the wall has "YOU LEFT ME" written on it in blood. Panel 1 text: "Behold! I am the Net Witch Trinket, guardian of the rejected and alone! THIS is a creation from one of my flock! Made within the depths of despair!" Panel 2 art: Trinket stands across from Charme, scoffing as she looks away with crossed arms. Panel 2 text: "Well? Not cheerful enough for you? Too raw, hurt, and real? Or maybe you'll say it's "too cringe." Hmph." Panel 3 art: Charme offers a sincere and warm smile with her head slightly tilted to the side. Panel 3 text: "Not at all." Panel 4 art: A chibi-style Trinket just stares ahead blankly. Panel 5 art: The same art as above, except now Trinket has a blush across her face.
When Charme and Trinket first met... ✨
JUST ATE A WHOLE OLIVE. HAHA JUST KIDDING ! YOU GOT APRIL FOOLED ! GOODNIGHT EVERYPONY
A drawing of Messiah (left) and Tate Frost (right) from Purple Director’s Cut. They’re both in a leather biker getup because the artist who drew them is turbo ultra gay. Tate is smoking a cigarette looking down at Messiah with a very unimpressed look.
The White Wolf and the Old Dog.
#purpledc #tatefrost #purpleverse
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grave mistake
THE EXTRA ONE IS ONLY ALLOWED OUT OF ITS CRATE WHEN BEING POSED FOR FUNNY SOCIAL MEDIA NONSENSE. OTHERWISE IT IS TO BE ENCASED IN THIRTY KINDS OF WRAPPING PAPER IN A PATTERN OF ITS CHOOSING.
A tiny Neddy sitting atop Princess Bubblegum's head as she raises a hewn root for him to sip on.
#AdventureTime #PrincessBubblegum #Neddy
