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Extra sassy water sausage

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Sometimes a water sausage🦦 sometimes honey baked hamπŸ–, 100% tired. 18+

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Brooklyn Date

#smagmart

25.07.2023 01:01 πŸ‘ 1118 πŸ” 252 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 4
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This is how I feel about the fandom.

Somewhere along the way, it stopped being a hobby and started feeling more like Home.

Thanks for being my safe space πŸ’™

πŸͺ‘ @kigurumikagetsu.bsky.social
#FursuitFriday

06.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 943 πŸ” 156 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 1
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Racoon character adoptt!
AB:$400
Payment via paypaI invoiice. DM if interested.
REMINDER: Double check who messages you to avoid scammers pretending to be me.

Rts appreciated, thank you! I hope he can go to a good home <3

06.03.2026 07:01 πŸ‘ 456 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
(Quote slightly adapted from client's description)

In an engine room, deep in the bowels of the ship, hot steam moving with high pressure and speed, turbines revolving with incredible velocities, enormous forces at work, all but barely tamed by the mind and its contraptions. Faster-than-light travel is made possible only with a clever trick, but the universe feels betrayed by it, rattling and pulling on every bolt in frustration, but the engines resist, a fight between giants.

And in between these giants stands the small engineer, keeping the engines alive, and kept alive by the engines.

(Quote slightly adapted from client's description) In an engine room, deep in the bowels of the ship, hot steam moving with high pressure and speed, turbines revolving with incredible velocities, enormous forces at work, all but barely tamed by the mind and its contraptions. Faster-than-light travel is made possible only with a clever trick, but the universe feels betrayed by it, rattling and pulling on every bolt in frustration, but the engines resist, a fight between giants. And in between these giants stands the small engineer, keeping the engines alive, and kept alive by the engines.

Commission for adumbratio (FA)

06.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 307 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
A big fat werewolf leaning over the camera which is pointed up at the sky. He's looking down with red glowing eyes saying "hey sport" as the full moon rises behind him.

A big fat werewolf leaning over the camera which is pointed up at the sky. He's looking down with red glowing eyes saying "hey sport" as the full moon rises behind him.

πŸŒŒπŸŒ•πŸŒŒπŸŒ•πŸŒŒ
Hey

04.10.2023 15:31 πŸ‘ 1155 πŸ” 260 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 2
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B&W sketch commission for @cool-laggio.bsky.social

03.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 2003 πŸ” 428 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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When you say something stupid to me

06.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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(1/2)
A study piece, featuring the Minotaur, Asterion.

#MinotaurMarch

06.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 594 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

06.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 7002 πŸ” 2060 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 12
Treadmill displaying 1.34 miles done in 30 minutes

Treadmill displaying 1.34 miles done in 30 minutes

Treadmill displaying 1.31 miles done in 30 minutes

Treadmill displaying 1.31 miles done in 30 minutes

Day 50 eeeeeeehhhh
And then day 51 and 52

06.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some older art for late Thursday! For @alekgator.bsky.social and @rustledfluff.bsky.social Two beautiful beans. <3

06.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 1532 πŸ” 349 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0
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Art imitates life. Based off real events~ @lowkeyrk.bsky.social has the best tits on a man I've ever seen

🎨 @debuatnight.bsky.social

05.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 253 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ•³οΈ

05.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 8898 πŸ” 1709 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 77
Panel 1: Shen is keeled over a chess board in his chair at the park, sweating and gritting his teeth. He thinks "NO! I'M GONNA LOSE!! I'M... FALLING INTO DESPAIR..."

Panel 2: It shows the chess board, with Shen's clenched fist on it. Shen is playing the white pieces, and his king is on H1 somehow behind 2 rows of 4 pawns. The black king is on B7 and the black queen on D8 threatens checkmate.

Panel 3: A bishop comes in from off the board and takes out the black queen.

Panel 4: Overly realistic depicting of Shen dramatically beginning to look over his shoulder, into the light.

Panel 5: There's a person diagonal from him behind him with a chess board with just the white pieces set up. He has a confident smile. Sunbeams come down behind him and the wind blows the grass gently.

Panel 6: Closeup of that person giving a thumbs up as the beginning of the song "Rap is a Man's Soul!" from Gurren Lagann begins to come on, with the lyrics "do the impossible, see the invisible..." The sun is producing a glare reflection off of his thumb somehow. He had moved his D2 pawn forward to D3 to line up the bishop.

Panel 1: Shen is keeled over a chess board in his chair at the park, sweating and gritting his teeth. He thinks "NO! I'M GONNA LOSE!! I'M... FALLING INTO DESPAIR..." Panel 2: It shows the chess board, with Shen's clenched fist on it. Shen is playing the white pieces, and his king is on H1 somehow behind 2 rows of 4 pawns. The black king is on B7 and the black queen on D8 threatens checkmate. Panel 3: A bishop comes in from off the board and takes out the black queen. Panel 4: Overly realistic depicting of Shen dramatically beginning to look over his shoulder, into the light. Panel 5: There's a person diagonal from him behind him with a chess board with just the white pieces set up. He has a confident smile. Sunbeams come down behind him and the wind blows the grass gently. Panel 6: Closeup of that person giving a thumbs up as the beginning of the song "Rap is a Man's Soul!" from Gurren Lagann begins to come on, with the lyrics "do the impossible, see the invisible..." The sun is producing a glare reflection off of his thumb somehow. He had moved his D2 pawn forward to D3 to line up the bishop.

05.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 4861 πŸ” 821 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 15

Ive been loving working on this very sweet cookbook alongside @soulnero.bsky.social and @sweetleaves.art ! Keep your eyes open for this πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

05.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Cherry blossom" cake has been completed. Strawberry cake w vanilla French buttercream frosting. Turned out well I think. Will hopefully raise some good monies (benefit event)

05.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
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We've been continuing work in the background on the cookbook - @soulnero.bsky.social has done an incredible job with the design and artwork. We're still adding recipes by @wuskythehusky.bsky.social to the repertoire, and I imagine we'll be close to done (or done completely) by the end of this year!

05.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
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Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

05.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 6301 πŸ” 2389 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 17
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Haven’t drawn this grouping in 6 years :)

05.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1117 πŸ” 198 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0
An unnammed nightclub dancer exclusively under the 'Heavy Hitters' roster to hire for private dances only if you can take it all...

An unnammed nightclub dancer exclusively under the 'Heavy Hitters' roster to hire for private dances only if you can take it all...

"Hope your lap can handle me, pal."
#nsfw #furryart #elephant
www.furaffinity.net/view/64218010/

05.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 1817 πŸ” 472 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 4
an anthropomorphic Blastoise in a firefighter outfit giving the thumbs up as a fire rages behind him

an anthropomorphic Blastoise in a firefighter outfit giving the thumbs up as a fire rages behind him

"Fire, HA! Not on my watch!"

05.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 287 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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Guilty pleasures after work

04.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 3826 πŸ” 956 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 7
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Keep Android Open Advocating for Android as a free, open platform for everyone to build apps on.

Please, PLEASE, be loud about this topic, Android being open is what makes it useful, you own your phone and you should be able to install apps from wherever you wish to, don't let Google tell you what's allowed on the device you payed for!

keepandroidopen.org

03.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 2349 πŸ” 2364 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 33
Menthol shark talks to Sky shark about his worries where his relarionship with right hand side cup jolder shark is going a bit too fast. 

Sky shark tells him to not put much pressure on himself and always trust his gut

... Menthol's gut tells him that it doesn't hurt to slow down in a relationship to cherish the more casual things before commiting and Menthol agrees.

Sky shark is... confused-

Menthol shark talks to Sky shark about his worries where his relarionship with right hand side cup jolder shark is going a bit too fast. Sky shark tells him to not put much pressure on himself and always trust his gut ... Menthol's gut tells him that it doesn't hurt to slow down in a relationship to cherish the more casual things before commiting and Menthol agrees. Sky shark is... confused-

Always trust your gut

04.03.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 617 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
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gaymer session

04.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 1847 πŸ” 395 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
Thumbs, a 3-panel comic:

1. A tiger sits up alone on his bed, looking at his phone. 

2. β€œIt was real nice seeing you again tonight. I haven’t stopped smiling.” The Tiger wrote.

He then receives three responses that seem like gibberish. Someone struggling to convey their thought. Auto-correct clearly failing them. But the tiger can understand the message.

β€œI like you, too.”

3. A wolf sits alone on his bed, looking at his phone. Struggling to hold the device in his two dog-paw hands. Without thumbs, he can only nap his screen to text as best as he can. For the first time, he feels understood. 

β€”β€”

There once was a wolf, believe it or not,
With floppy grey ears and a snout like a blot.
But what made him so strange, if you count all his claws,
Instead of two hands, he was born with two paws

Thumbs, a 3-panel comic: 1. A tiger sits up alone on his bed, looking at his phone. 2. β€œIt was real nice seeing you again tonight. I haven’t stopped smiling.” The Tiger wrote. He then receives three responses that seem like gibberish. Someone struggling to convey their thought. Auto-correct clearly failing them. But the tiger can understand the message. β€œI like you, too.” 3. A wolf sits alone on his bed, looking at his phone. Struggling to hold the device in his two dog-paw hands. Without thumbs, he can only nap his screen to text as best as he can. For the first time, he feels understood. β€”β€” There once was a wolf, believe it or not,
With floppy grey ears and a snout like a blot.
But what made him so strange, if you count all his claws,
Instead of two hands, he was born with two paws

🐾Thumbs🐾

04.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 5253 πŸ” 1315 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 13
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These two just cannot stop committing to the bit. 🦊🐻

04.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 1252 πŸ” 346 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 0
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the dare 1/2

03.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 2039 πŸ” 445 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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the dare 2/2: definitely not their first time doing this

03.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 2464 πŸ” 564 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1
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Danny_Bandicoot - Twitch Local Bandicoot/Hyena Streams Badly [NOT CLICKBAIT]

www.twitch.tv/danny_bandic...
Man these Residents are, evil.
Im playing Max Payne! Come hangout

03.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0