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Ben Shahon

@beansbaker5

Author of SHORT RELIEF, @406press.bsky.social Magic: the Gathering Substacker @ajohnnyspridemate.bsky.social Former/Founding editor @publishedbyJAKE.bsky.social All other writing @ benshahon.com A Literary Free Agent, of sorts (He/Him/His)

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Con tabling always makes me feel like I used to be an adventurer like you, and then I took an arrow to the knee

07.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Booth 318. All random question were free. They are now 50-60 percent off.

07.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Like good old-fashioned pirates me and @beansbaker5.bsky.social have commandeered Roi Faineant Press’s empty table and we’re slinging books. Come by and buy one! Please, I have a child! #awp26

07.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me and @chrisstevenson.bsky.social will be manning down the fort. Come for the literary tarot, stay for the JAKE!

07.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tonight at Club Charles, 7 p.m.

07.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

It is the last day of the book fair and I hope everyone had/is having a great time and bought a lot of books, not just ours, but hopefully some of ours.

07.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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My favorite picture from last night. These guys aren't just wonderful writers, they're also just so warm and so encouraging and super endearing. A lot of fun to hang out with.

07.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

Thank you Malarkey crew for letting me crash the function!

07.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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AWP Day 2!

06.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if kristi noem got fired because of the godawful commercials

06.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yall ever just lay down

06.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The one and only @joshuatrentbrown.com blowing everyone away post-intermission

06.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

A bunch of us are going to the cowboy jamboree/malarkey reading in a couple hours! Come through!

05.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come get them from us while they're still only $5! #AWP, we're in a spooky corner, just turn the dark bend and walk into the wall and that's where you'll find us! T704

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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That's mine πŸ˜…

05.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Signing at the Last Syllable booth in the 500 row for the next hour

05.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Barrelhouse booth at awp

Barrelhouse booth at awp

We are here to sell you books and shirts and more, table 1185 by the snack stand

05.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
selling books!

selling books!

@malarkeybooks.bsky.social is here at AWP and ready to change your life forever

05.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

Will be descending upon the convention center soon though (~1 hour or less)

05.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's almost 11 and I barely had coffee lmao. Doing AWP right I fear

05.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A table with a box of dunking donuts, books and stickers.

A table with a box of dunking donuts, books and stickers.

A table with books, fliers and swag.

A table with books, fliers and swag.

Picture of person with a lanyard and books.

Picture of person with a lanyard and books.

I am ready for #AWP26. Stop by the @rfpress.bsky.social table early for a donut and some stickers. Ill be signing books from 10 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. today and resding at two off sites tonight.

05.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
fake barrelhouse university "MFA degrees" to use as prizes at the Barrelhouse AWP conference booth

fake barrelhouse university "MFA degrees" to use as prizes at the Barrelhouse AWP conference booth

At @barrelhouse.bsky.social University we care about education, and that's why we will be conferring these MFA degrees next week to lucky wheel-spinning degree-seeking participants at Booth 1185 at the AWP Bookfair. The children are our future, even the poets.

02.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Every time I see people praising the movie Weapons I feel like I didn't watch the same movie??? Like, I thought it was aggressively mid? They literally had a giant floating AR-15 over the one not missing kid's house at one point. It doesn't get much more on the nose than that

04.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man that whiskey drink was stronger than it looked. Ordered a second one before the first one kicked in, and still finished #2. Feeling pretty relaxed for being at an airport lol

04.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Overpriced, but not bad for airport fare!

04.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Officially omw to AWP

04.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll have some sympathy for the bots when they're paying rent, not for some rich Harvard fuckers' yachts.

04.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol. Was sending a text via voice control in my car, and while it was sending I started swearing under my breath due to some pretty justified road rage. The voice assistant started chiding my language lmao. "I may be an AI assistant, but your words still..."

04.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Walls Are Closing In On Us by Joshua Trent Brown β€” Malarkey March 3, 2026 β€œI’m deader’n hell,” he said out loud. He said it like a realization that you can’t do much with other than live with the truth of it. Like a shrug. Circus performers. Mountain li...

My book: 406press.com/product/shor...

Trent's: malarkeybooks.com/store/thewal...

03.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0