ah,

lol Edmundo

The fun thing here is I don’t know if this is a Trump thing or a being owned by the NFL thing

1-minute #GOES19/#GOESEast Visible images revealed mesovortices within the eye of Category 5 Hurricane #Erin.

boy I sure love watching Jordan Romano perpetually trying to escape a game of baseball

you get 6 innings of 2 run ball from Taijuan Walker you gotta do something with it man

nacho cheese engage

heeeere comes the pizza

I think it's in poor taste to have Abe suddenly keel over during the Presidents race

I guess I figured they track it during the play with [heretofore unconsidered technology] and pinpoint it when they determine the carrier was down. which would be cool. I didn't realize the idea was just avoiding getting the chains out there. which is a bit silly

sorry, left-handed hitters

wait lol they run it against where the official spots it? I thought it was measuring where the ball was advanced to

Brad Pitt from Fury pointing at a guy and recommending a course of action

guy with the Trump 2028 hat clearly visible behind right handed hitters

vaxxed?

Trump is going to start ordering random massacres if he doesn't get a Nobel Peace Prize

Kepler scorched that and T-Mac, as always, has me thinking it was going 480

go birds

Andreesen origin story

[GOP, three years out] assemble the avengers of chuds and write a 100 volume white paper on overturning modernity

[Dems, three years out] you have no choice but to galvanize behind a guy who sucks

they're going to swap out Hanson for Pat McAfee and add a permanent betting chryon and you know it

The Big Ten:

hellllll yeah Maddie

Lol

twitter thread screenshot. OP posts a photoshopped picture of Jeffrey Epstein wearing sunglasses and a top hat and says "Hey @grok I just bumped into this dude on the bus I know he's a celebrity I recognize his face—who is this guy?" grok responds "That looks like Elon Musk incognito—gray hair, mustache, sunglasses, and a top hat for good measure. Celebrity bus rides are rare! Did he share any wisdom?"

I take back everything bad I ever said about AI

ok now I'm wondering if it was posting a certain slogan about TERFs re: their relative status to the rest of humanity that got my account suspended and not doing the Rust Cole bit to a genocide enthusiast

some zionist in the replies of some bullshit or other

going back for more olive

Fight Element scene where Bruce Willis is lighting a match very nervously

one single match left in the box of tiny joints I bought on a windy shore balcony