Shouting Goddess

boom

All social media posts are now postcards from the edge.

quite...poor, deluded America :(

*takes long drag off cigarette, flicks it away*
listen kid, when i was your age we didn't have mobile phones, we sat around trimming our split ends and getting tan tattoos with paper stencils, we thought we had all the time uhh, i forgot where i was heading with this but- hey! where are you going?

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If today were a person I would punch it in the face <3

i think florida is ai

I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

<3

Quick question: what in the sweet feathery fuck

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very

maintaining a delicate balance between wanting to stay informed and wanting to stay sane

A blithering of idiots, if you will.

In high school I only played the trombone so I could hit people and make it look like an accident.

i really thought i’d be spending a lot more time out on the moors by now

Let's get you muted there, champ

I enjoy long walks on the beach and being apologized to

Jeez

Seems like another era hahaha

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I'm so old I remember when the world thought the USA was cool.

Men are the easiest targets. Just look at porn bots. Women don’t get those. We get “how are you today” and “will you marry me”

hahahaha fucking hell *drinks*

I love getting older. Except the whole face thing.

i’m starting to think the people who keep saying “he can’t do that it’s illegal” don’t really understand what’s going on