just like life I‘m sure it will chill out any minute now
07.03.2026 01:20
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just like life I‘m sure it will chill out any minute now
got hit the day before school started last year, even though it wasn't that bad an accident it blew three airbags and car got totaled, through no foresight of my own I was looking for a new car two weeks before the tax credit expired and it was deal time
he didn't intend to harm her??
there's only one man to save it
safe (emotionally) to google?
I think some of them have already come through the line a second time
her 2019 hair is more threatening though
"In my defense, it can be really hard to tell the line between the bullshit I'm rewarded for saying and the bullshit I'll be punished for saying."
yeah, don't show me that picture and say "affirming"
“Can we get tube tube guy in here?! Need more tubes!!”
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
that’s suggesting conservatives would have different rules for themselves vs the rest of society, wild if true
I’ve still got my retirement grease
“I’m not opposed to public housing, I just want it to be the _right_ public housing.”
the man who wrote this?: "It’s hard to watch Moment By Moment in 2013 and not secretly see it as the story of a middle-aged lesbian who gets her groove back by having mind-blowing sex with her gay son."
*click*
"why is this wicked person pretending to be Harry Nilsson?"
love a good youtube video cover still
really starting to feel like having a world cup in the country I live in, something that should be amazing, is going to be a mess, Trump take that ball too
are you in the room from the end of 2001?
I'm finally catching up on this and it rules. I also love that the look on Jason's face goes past "I can't believe this shit" all the way to "you fucked up so bad its sent me into a reverie about the dumb stuff I did as a kid"
you could get a House majority with people each running to do this for a different company, I call Palantir
dammit
we had a plover nest in our backyard when we lived in Sonoma County CA, about 30 minutes from the coast. it would do its "my wing is hurt! I'm hoping this way!" thing if you got anywhere near the nest so we tried to watch from far enough away to not bug it, very cute little crew
it sneaks up on you in a surprising way then "got damn"
living in Denver, most Rockies fans are so nice and I don't know what to say to them anymore
they should do the stable thing
not a single Wicked joke reply, come on people
guys at my housing co-op in college started a backyard fight club after seeing that movie, I just wanted to shout "That's the opposite of the point!!" at them over and over
"Ohh my god, ohh my god, the train is coming right at me!!!"
-guy who directed Train Pulling in to the Station
