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๐Ÿฆ Year of the Fire Shramp๐Ÿ”ฅ

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There *were* many empowering messages, especially about not catering our bodies to patriarchal beauty standards.

And in between those? Ads for Botox, hair removal, and a dress that hides your belly fat.

I've never felt like or wanted to be anything other than a woman, but Christ is it exhausting.

08.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Additionally, so many were SO cis-normative. Like, come on, it's 2026, why aren't you including trans women? And why are you still acting like anyone with a uterus/who has born children is a woman? Come onnnnn.

08.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scrolling insta this morn, which was full of "inspiring" International Women's Day posts. And I couldn't help but notice how many were still centered around, or at least mentioned, men. Like I get it, the patriarchy is why we need feminism, but can't we just focus on *WOMEN* on our goddamn day?

08.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

08.03.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 11550 ๐Ÿ” 3279 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

08.03.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 7311 ๐Ÿ” 2966 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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a drawing of a person pushing a large rock up a hill . Alt: a drawing of a person pushing a large rock up a hill .
08.03.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YAY!!! I'm so proud of you!

I also did many tasks, but the kind that result in ultimately mora work. So, yay but also UGH.

07.03.2026 23:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do the people who think chatbots are alive also worry that popcorn is angry at them because it's so loud?

07.03.2026 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 505 ๐Ÿ” 62 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ
๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ
๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธCon and Samba ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ
๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธkissing with tongue ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ
๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธat cooking class๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ
๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ
๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ

05.03.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

real feminism is, and I cannot stress this enough, when women are free to be insane perverts

01.03.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 392 ๐Ÿ” 152 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OOF too relatable ๐Ÿ˜ญ.

Will this help:

As a personal favor to me, will you do one (1) of those tasks that will make you happy? If I know you're doing one, it will also help me do one.

07.03.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going โ€œwow, thatโ€™s really sillyโ€ and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or itโ€™s problematic

07.03.2026 08:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 5390 ๐Ÿ” 1521 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72 ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

that's it that's the show

#OurFlagMeansDeath

07.03.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 80 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

07.03.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A light blue Ross bag with oranges and lemon print on it.

A light blue Ross bag with oranges and lemon print on it.

Attention pirates: teal oranges coded bag at Ross.

07.03.2026 06:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HOW DARE

07.03.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 10188 ๐Ÿ” 2908 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 175 ๐Ÿ“Œ 353
Photo of a shrimp holding a baseball bat with a caption that says "I'm comin' for those freakin' kneecaps ๐Ÿ’ฅ"

Photo of a shrimp holding a baseball bat with a caption that says "I'm comin' for those freakin' kneecaps ๐Ÿ’ฅ"

Just found this and it seems appropriate.

@ whoever made Copilot mandatory:

05.03.2026 19:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

UGHHHH

05.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The meaning is to force us into using AI. RESIST! Anyway, I think you can disable parts of it without doing an uninstall, which shouldn't need IT (unless your company is super micromanagey).

05.03.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hi all! We were so excited about OFMDโ€™s birthday we missed this anniversary. 3500 pirate fans at the ECCC panel with Rhys, Vico, and Samba. Singing our hearts out to The Chain to start it all off. From @sambaschutte.bsky.social โ€˜s instagram post.

05.03.2026 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 67 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 25945 ๐Ÿ” 10132 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73 ๐Ÿ“Œ 199

YESSSSS please give him a big hug for me!

05.03.2026 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How can I make Copilot go away... permanently? - Microsoft Q&A I finally got really tired of having the Copilot icon pop up in front of the text I'm editing, and I decided to get rid of it. The simplest and cleanest way to do that was to uninstall Copilot, and so...

This MIGHT help. I hate Copilot so much.

learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answer...

05.03.2026 18:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did I do it right (sorry stede for slandering you)

05.03.2026 18:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Florida: Don't Execute Ernest Suggs, An Innocent Man on Death Row Ernest Suggs was convicted and sentenced to death for the murder of his friend Pauline Casey. He has been on death row in Florida for more than 30 years. He has always maintained his innocence, and th...

ANOTHER innocent man about to be executed by the state.

Sign the petition! Governor Ron DeSantis: Florida: Don't Execute Ernest Suggs, An Innocent Man on Death Row

03.03.2026 02:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh [entire body cracks]

03.03.2026 23:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Through context clues I am assuming that this is not normal?

03.03.2026 08:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only advice I can give to anyone these days, including myselfโ€”

03.03.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 66 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Disgusting. Couldn't be me. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜

03.03.2026 08:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0