Bulldozer 🍉

Hard 0.

🎶That I would be loved even when I numb myself
That I would be good even when I am overwhelmed🎶

Two pillows, no waiting.

Come, let’s stare into the middle distance together.

It’s been good getting to know @matthewthebull.bsky.social better in person since i I landed here.

Why would you think that a Facebook aggregator page that links back only to itself and has an AI-generated profile photo and a ton of AI-generated photo stories would have some inside source on Iran? Or Israel? Or literally anything else?

Goals / reality.

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely touched that advice you’ve given others.

By your command.

Proof of life (and anterior deltoid).

I keep seeing people mentioning that they don’t want to be subjected to the State of the Union address.

It’s completely optional, you know. Read a summary in the morning (or don’t. It’s all lies and we know what he’s doing anyway) if you want but you don’t have to watch it.

A racist, a transphobe, a eugenicist, and an anti-Semite walk into a bar.

Bartender says: “Hey, aren’t you the woman who wrote Harry Potter?”

“You can’t hear a photo.”

You sure about that?

Minor morph by @broseffubrostar.bsky.social

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket…

Another minor morph by @broseffubrostar.bsky.social

Minor morph by @broseffubrostar.bsky.social

I am best treated like an orange cat: approach me from where I can see you and then start aggressively petting me. Start with the back.

The best Star Wars trilogy is Andor season 1, Andor season 2, and Rogue One. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Inspirational morphs.

So when is Gaga dropping the salsa album?

Come get fucking wrecked.

Imagine being so racist that the sounds of joy fell upon your ears hated, disregarded, and resented simply because they were in a language you do not speak.

If you don’t like it, you ain’t gotta look at it. And you sure don’t have to tell me about it.

Though the more you complain, the bigger I’ll get.

Bad Bunny’s halftime show? Lifetime top five.

Die mad about it.

Tonight’s entertainment: a staged color- and gender-blind table reading of the Twilight screenplay.

I want to be the kind of big and strong that forces people to subconsciously reevaluate their place in the world when they see me.

The part of you that was made to respond with judgment instead of compassion has to die. It is rotting your soul. It is furthering the cause of the enemy. It doesn’t serve you and it doesn’t serve your community. And we need more compassion and empathy right fucking now.

(3/3)

to want the homeless put in jail, to punish people stealing food to survive, to wonder whether that person “deserves“ to be here, to call the real police cause you’re vaguely uncomfortable in public…

(2/3)