Pilkin

And greedily rubbing your thumb and index finger together, I presume

To piggyback off this idea, I think Batman should be played by someone named Thomas Haynes, or Roy Bradshaw

I’m keeping a log of how many times I take off my clothes

Aw

I’m reading a book on how to fit in with the guys which recommends things like taking up rock climbing or joining a running club, but obviously I don’t have time for that stuff. I’m busy reading this book.

Trying to fit in with the guys by telling them I pour Mike’s Hot Sours on everything. They laugh because it sounds unnatural coming from me, like I saw it on a list of things you can say to impress the guys

My ahistorical ass…

That’s a lovely thought

For every question I get right they hand me a pill, thus I learn to associate pills with receiving handouts

Ah who am I kidding. No they’re not

They’re making me sign a waiver to take off my clothes

Twin Peaks asks us to look at horrors. And then we forget. Do you know who killed Laura Palmer? No. Really. Do you?

I liked this @emilystjams.bsky.social piece about it:

episodes.ghost.io/twin-peaks-l...

Hi!

I’ve been designated safe to touch!

Idk I kind of pity him

Taking off my useless clothes

I use my long hook to affix… well, basically anything that needs affixing

Imagine, if you will, a fascinating concept

Why don’t the presidents fight the wars 😔🤘

No im not

I’m taking off my clothes

Impressing the young associate I just hired by showing him pictures of my girlfriend in a bikini. “She’s an E.R. doctor,” I tell him

Turning my brain on random mode, spewing out some random gunk

Handheld goniometers are convenient, but to accurately measure range of motion you should really be using one of those old fashioned goniometers, the ones that are the size of a room and preferably running some older version of Linux

I was skeptical at first about having to take off my clothes. But you know what? It’s actually quite nice

To extract large data sets through open source code-mining, you unfortunately need to run a much older version of Linux.

That’s basically what most of my buddies look like

My father-in-law is insisting on taking me to the ball pit but I’m nervous because I don’t know if it’s the kind where you take your clothes off

It’s good to have a towel handy when you get out of the ball pit. Not for water, but for the balls

My wife is in the ball pit right now, but I could take a message?