Spag 🙃

Yaaaaaas!!!

Thank you pal!

Thank you

He’s my fave guy

Thank you pal HAAHAHA that’s so lovely of you

I don’t post selfies on here so you’ll just have to trust me when I say we have matching coriander hats 🧡

Thank you young man

The thing about magnolia trees is that they’re so beauti- oh

Dog is eating a lamb leg on the rug and it honks

Bella is side eyeing you. Are you sure you had sign-off?

She doesn’t realise she spent £70 on houseplants for my birthday 🥰🎉

Thank youuuuu xxxx

Happy birthday right back atchaaaa!

INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY THOUGH

I love how Clare Balding is so passionate about everything. Tennis? Give her Wimbledon coverage and she knows all the players. Dogs? Give her Crufts and she knows all the breeds. Pub quiz? Give her QI and she knows everything. What an underrated national treasure.

BIG STICK

#internationalwomensday 💪❤️

Thank you

Apple slices and peanut butter

The dog is having a chicken breast, poached egg, rice and blueberries for breakfast for being a good girl on international women’s day.

It is international women’s day. Where are all our flowers for putting up with so much shit?

How the right-wing British press became Trump’s trumpet Fleet Street is happy to ignore the real history of transatlantic relations to score points against Keir Starmer

Churchill would have been appalled by a figure like Trump. But some journalists have convinced themselves that Starmer is to blame for this hiccup in the “special relationship” app.prospectmagazine.co.uk/story/72649/...

It's noticeable today's front pages aren't denouncing Starmer for his unwillingness to unquestionably follow Trump.
Starmer is in the mainstream.

Manipulative fucking knobber

It is my birthday on Monday so why shouldn’t I have some e numbers in the form of buldak noodles?

🥺

Foot is pillow

Seal antics strike again

Vladimir is a very horny show