Luis Martins

My movie watching partner.

Is there a Pulitzer for the vaguest, least informative headline? If there is, I’d like to submit this from @theguardian.com.

The Killers have both Mr. Brightside and Human in their repertoire and for some reason I find that weird.

Did a Blade Runner poster 🦉

💥 A whole slew of Americans are finally waking up.

Via - Pew Research

Still high on Sinners.

Ryan Coogler now has:
- a bio drama
- a sports movie
- an action movie
- a horror movie

This man is already on a legendary streak and he‘s not even 40.

Conservatively, Tesla has directly and indirectly benefited from around $10–15 billion+ in subsidies, tax breaks, and regulatory credits since its founding.

They only hate government spending when the money goes directly to the poorest.

Once again, it’s a small solace, but knowing that he knows he’s hated does bring a smile to my face.

i heard the rumors he was sad

i hoped it was true but didn't dare to believed it

to see it in real life... it's beautiful

sig heil your way out of your sadness you laminated face nazi cunt

what a beautiful launch day it was

thank you to every single one of y’all who’s either already begun showing up to support GOOD MOVIE or is gonna show up to support GOOD MOVIE in the future

it means a ton

the rest of you can burn in hell

If you want to know what aging is like, just listen to @mrjamesob.bsky.social try to come up with two obvious but unreasonable guests to have - only for the first two he thinks of to have already passed away.

Today's first call to @mrjamesob.bsky.social show was devastating.

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Nunca vi um estado de graça tão prolongado e uma imprensa tão benevolente com um governo tão fraco. No entanto, o PM destrata-a como poucos. Nem sentido de Estado, nem perguntas (hoje).

Spoke too soon! They got me, they got me bad.

I mean, Reacher goes from mistakenly shooting a cop to bragging about how he notices everything in under 5min.

The first 10min of the 3rd season of Reacher are outrageously bad 😂

The dialog, the premise, everything incredibly bad.

I mean, I get the b-movie vibes, but this is something else.

Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Estão a lidar melhor com a crise de meia idade dos que eu conheço e que me mandam coisas destas.

Or, as Konstantin Kisin would call it, a Rare British Bison.

Os esquerdo-machos sim. 100%.

how it feels to hit the button to retract the electrical side mirrors to go through a narrow alley in my seat leon

À direita, a crise de meia idade dum gajo é virar Trumpista, à esquerda é virar Putinista.

No fundo, no fundo, é a mesma coisa: anda tudo à procura dum daddy que os faça sentir que são “um homem a sério”.

Era isto ou fazer terapia.

Tom Homan can’t find enough illegal immigrants to deport because they fabricated the ‘crisis,’ so now he’s just gonna spend all his time attacking AOC.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but we didn't have multiple plane crashes per week under President Biden and Secretary Buttigieg.

We need Pete Buttigieg as a clear messenger, more than ever.

JUST IN: Another medical horror story in an affidavit from a USAID employee stationed overseas. Says his pregnant wife was not medevac-ed for emergency health care because of directives from DC. Took intervention of a U.S. senator to reverse — but was too late. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

It’s the little “fuck you elon”s that make me love Brazil.