Chalbs™

Shai Hulud...

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met 2 icons today

I always get so taken aback when people post pictures of their modern-design homes. They are so empty. And gray. Where are all of your things??? Your possessions??? Vast, bare slate walls and pale, cold LED lights illuminating nothing.

Made a moussaka so fat it has it's own gravity

I love waiting 15 minutes for the barista to make me the wrong drink

Everyone should be allowed to fight one (1) coworker in non-lethal single combat. Just me and the director of HR. But just once.

RIP Patricia Routledge

😩👌

free her

JOSH

The thing about being chubby and blond is that every time I try a new outfit/look I get to play "is this a lewk or do I look like a 6' tall toddler?"

Need my milk tea to always come with a little purse from now on.

Hunter Schafer wearing Mugler fall 2025

An old Black guy just hyped me up and told me I look fly as hell. I've finally made it lads. Can't nobody tell me NOTHING.

In 2012 I got my Canon 20D converted to 720nm IR. I have sinced moved on to Sony and now have an A7rIII. B&W IR shot at Ruby Beach WA.

Ringwraiths Ride in Black

This shot one of several I took on this day as dusk and fog set in on Ruby Beach.

#photography #ocean #beach #landscape #b&w #rubybeach #blackandwhite #ir #720nm #washington #nature #olympicpennisula #pacificocean #onp #canon #20D #16-40L

Based and Yokaipilled

Submitted my PSLF application today. May the bureaucracy move with swiftness and sound judgment 🙏

Frögge

Friend in the flowers

I was ambivalent about Sabrina Carpenter a year ago, but seeing how MAD people get about her has changed my opinion and I actually love everything she's doing. 10/10 no notes.

Going to start lighting a few sticks of incense when the roomba starts a cycle, for the machine spirit dwelling within delights in the sweet scent.

I wonder if the Chinese government still think pretty twinks are illegal and bad for the national spirit

I severely underestimated how many people would get brainwashed into AI induced psychosis and I apologize to various writers and showrunners for talking shit about their "brainwashed by a computer" episode(s).

The blank pages at the back of books are for you to tear out and eat

The ladybug shows certain excellences of moral and intellectual character