Mick Lynch's Fan Club

Good evening only to anyone else who inadvertently stumbled across two gentlemen's Grindr date because Google maps sent you along the River Handle and you went up the wrong path (matron).

In the living room with the candlestick.

M'lords.

He moves everything by Juan-d.

Good afternoon only to anyone else who has spent the best part of 40 years self medicating ADHD with caffeine, only to discover that they are now getting rotten headaches when they "medicate" at the level that they need to function. 🫠

Good morning only to anyone else who arrived at their physio appointment at RNOH - after travelling for 2 hours - to discover they are two weeks early for said appointment. 🫠

I love this for the influencer class who make a living out of slagging off western democracies because they can’t handle paying taxes like everybody else. Love it.

I'm glad history ended because this would be well shit

Good evening only to me, 'cos I'm greeeeeaaaaaaaattt.

How to respond to an unsolicited dick pic : pictorial edition.

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Good evening only to anyone else whose menopausal brain confused physalis with Cialis, leading to an interesting conversation with the older gentleman serving in M&S. 🫠

See also "that's not autistic...", "Neurotypicals do this..." Friend, I may have some news for you.

We all have the same 24 hours, Brenda.

😂 Oh no!

It's my first one today, and I've been given an extra time slot as my body is so broken. x

Off for my Official Itty Bitty Titty Boob Squish Committee.

I'm officially old as two people have let me get on the bus first on two separate journeys today.

*Sweats in Dougal*

I honestly don't know, but I was extremely confused! I thought you always had to do it.

a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the word huh on it ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the word huh on it

Me realising it's only people of my age and older who stick their arms out to hail a bus at a stop.

I'm so old.

Good morning only to anyone else whose dog found what we will forever describe as the beginning of "Shit River" which you had to stomp through and fall over in, whilst said dog found a lovely little verge for herself.

I love to see women supporting women's choices. 🥰

Good evening only to anyone else's dog who farted so loud they a) woke themselves up; and b) were so surprised by said fart, they fell off the bed.

Shit.

Oh. My. JUST ONE MORE THING! 🥰