i heard it was a slogan that already existed that woody put on his guitar?
18.06.2025 02:36
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i heard it was a slogan that already existed that woody put on his guitar?
was joking with my ex’s sister about how i got her in the divorce and she was like “i mean, you kinda did”
and somehow i still feel bad not donating to every trans fundraiser that pops up in my algorithm
i went to the corner store to buy some calories in quarters.
“yeah i’m really poor rn i only have $800 in savings” i have a combined 52¢ in my checking and savings accounts.
i got to see SHARKS
been at the er for 5 hours with my best friend and their mom after mom took a fall happy v day
is this song about me?
i told myself the same thing and have also been considering one
you’re welcome for taking this hot picture of you
wearing the underwear set i got from my dead friend on the anniversary of her death is how im choosing to mourn i guess
this was after a 5+ minute conversation about resurrecting feelings like frankenstein’s monster and the factual documentary Inside Out.
typical interaction between me and @bullxdagger.bsky.social :
“youre so in touch with your feelings.”
“im in touch with your feelings, too.”
“please stop touching my feelings.”
“…no.”
okay but seriously fuck those orange peel wall textures
despite the horrors, i’m still hot.
my tits hurt.
oh no
i hate it here.
every man in that movie was superfluous and unimportant to the plot.
i watched flashdance for the first time and you can’t tell me that the futch welder dyke and the cute ice skater femme are not in lesbians with each other.
i like my men how i like my diner coffee, burnt beyond all recognition.
just saw a vanity plate that said LGMA and unfortunately it’s the funniest vanity plate i’ve ever seen.
i have the power of trazodone and magnesium sleep gummies on my side tonight.
come now sleep.
my hands are shaking and my heart is gonna explode, i’m gonna go climb some plastic rocks about it.
i’m doing so bad today, it’s almost like sleep is important.
sleeping is a trick you’re all playing on me.
i’d love to get in on this
i ate too much candy and now i have a tummy ache: the tk story
t4t night at the union bar falling asleep in a big chair drinking an n/a guinness while all the other dolls fall in love with me
i also enjoy doing this