Emily

I didn’t think much could be worse than JoJo Siwa’s Bette Davis Eyes but it appears I underestimated the Supreme Court.

Something to consider…

This is disgusting.

It sort of feels like America is getting a taste of what it can be like for women (who date men) when they reject a malevolent narcissist. They don’t care if it hurts them as long as it hurts you also.

I’ve been considering that for so long…. Brutal combination.

Well it is an olde timey sounding STI… Is this what made America great? Stay tuned!

Hate firing scientists, definitely hate the idea of unattended frozen gonorrhea!

💯

Trade deficit. I have bought food from say, Chilis. They have never bought food from me.

There is a trade deficit with Chilis. I’m still doing fine.

The trade deficit argument SOUNDS compelling, but it’s a straw man with no relevancy

This is too real

These grants were already awarded.

The only interesting thing about this mess: have we ever seen a president tank an economy so quickly? Thinking historically, no?

He doesn’t, but no one seems to be interested in using their power to stop him.

Yesssss 👏

Can someone please tell Donald Trump about Smoot-Hawley? The man has Google, does he not?

I would love for Booker to break this record fr. (Strom Thurmond was a huge 💩.)

Are…are we calling them skeets?

While we’re on the subject of workplace errors, though, did anyone snag a TETAS hat? Because I fear those eat. Would wear.

Also I’m posting pictures of cute antique dogs. It’s not that serious. What is going on in the government?

I’m sorry but someone with anxiety could never. I check my personal Instagram posts incessantly to make sure I’m not on my work account. Living in fear pays off, y’all.

Or like, how many billionaires?

All that hype and for what…

I like that the NYT expects me to care about this asteroid right now. Go ahead, hit us, we probably fired the scientists tracking it anyway.

Wouldn’t it be cool to post something neat instead of totally dire (and that sounds like your weird conspiracy theory uncle got involved but is somehow completely true)?

How is nothing substantial being done about this?

This is gnarly.

Fuuuuuck.

No…no thank you

Excited to fly later this month. Feeling so good about it all.

You’d think this wouldn’t be necessary, but so many of my students have told me they get stressed out over emails.

I will say it’s totally fine to send me an email with the salutation “dude” if you know me. I would laugh for sure.

Me as well