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Watching this game is debasement. One of the most overrated things in sports.

The FA Cup is like eating at Long John Silvers every day trying to win one meal at a good French spot.

Placido Polanco sighting!

Chris Sanchez getting CONCACAFed

Clap your hands or whatever. If you want to.

I’ve had about enough Nick Nurse, thank you

My ideal setting is Dolphin City from H2O: Mermaid Adventures. Vibes seem great.

Glad we’re back in “we play as long as it takes United to score” territory

Not sure if the Premier League has ever previously seen a stepover as mad as the Will Osula stepover.

Will Osolua reminding us all why soccer is the coolest fucking sport in the world. Holy Moses.

Heyyyy a Yunus Musah proof of life check!

Being forced to watch Newcastle sick in bed with the flu during this witch-cursed season is cruel and unusual punishment.

My mother in law taught him in middle school. I married into it. 😂

You’re deeper in the NEPA than I can go. I’m from Jeff Lebo territory.

Wow, I wouldn’t have guessed that. When I was a kid my parents would force me to go to bed and the only basketball I could get on AM radio in Central PA was the Cavs. We’ll replace Bob with Reggie Geary.

Yeah, I had to look up how to spell DeClercq and I’m annoyed I missed Ryan Stack.

Corie Blount, Cedric Henderson, Bob Sura and Andrew DeClercq all from the 99ish Cleveland Cavaliers.

Sometimes I am randomly reminded that, for much of my childhood, the Flyers were good to very good, which feels impossible given the eternal chucklefuck they’ve become.

Sometimes sleeping on the couch just hits.

The best league in the world isn’t close to the most entertaining league in the world. I’m not sure what the answer is, but Arsenal are utterly unwatchable.

A disaster. Shoulder content is weak. Documentary content was weak at first and now nonexistent. Studio shows still feel lifeless. Zero diversity of voices.

My ability to nag my friends to take care of themselves while simultaneously neglecting my own wellbeing is truly a marvel.

Man, when Europe is still in season and MLS gets rolling and there’s soccer 75% of your waking weekend hours… 🤤

Better see some pics in the next six weeks or I’m gonna be suuuch a pain in your ass.

😕 I get it. I hope you get back to it someday. Find time for the things that bring you joy.

Why did you have to put it aside? I wanna see your photos!

Lionel Messi has been 2005 Reggie Bush for 22 years.

And he always. fucking. delivers.

There’s a certain type of person who will sit down to slurp up Palace/Wolves and turn their nose up at this absolute spectacle and say “I just can’t watch MLS.”

There’s no way to talk about Lionel Messi without sounding corny. The absolute privilege of watching him the last 22 years… And if you resent him being in MLS or think he hasn’t earned every bit of what he’s gotten here, you’re a fucking idiot. I’m sorry.