Sandwich “Ham” Frankenstein

Illustration of Sonny and Sal (two long haired 70's guys) in Dog Day Afternoon, mid bank robbery with Sal holding a gun, captioned with the dialogue "is there any special country you wanna go to?" asked Sonny. "Wyoming" Sal answered. "No- Wyoming, that's not a country" explained Sonny.

Illustration of the scene in The Untouchables where Robert De Niro as Al Capone is about to beat one of his henchmen to death at a fancy dinner. It is captioned with the dialogue "Baseball!" announced Al Capone to his assembled henchmen. "A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what?" he continued.

Illustration of Robert DeNiro as McCauley in Heat, during the diner scene where he has coffee with Al Pacino, captioned with the dialogue: "what the fuck is that, BBQs and ballgames?" asked Neil McCauley.

Illustration of Josh Brolin as Moss in No Country For Old Men, having just found a satchel of cash at the feet of a dead man, captioned with "...Yeah", sighed Moss.

It exists! I did a whole colouring book of assorted movie scenes, here's a bunch more pages

vasectome?? vasectoyou pal 🫵

all the evangelicals who want to be raptured up to god are gonna be very surprised that “when i was in prison, you bet on my suicide” isn’t a line in the bible.

The crisis line for active duty folks is blowing up because people are getting orders to deploy to the middle east now.

I would run away. Half the people who deployed to Iraq and or Afghanistan are now disabled.

Military Counseling for Stress | Military OneSource share.google/8Z7QZoLuqjkn...

Fucking burn it down

It's still totally a work in progress, specifically because I kept having to stop and manually remove all the duplicates that appeared whenever I quit the app

Actually the new update seems (fingers crossed) to have cured my cancer of the playlist? Look up "She's an Image: The Best of New Wave Ladies" and tell me if 1. it shows up and 2. there aren't cascading duplicates of songs

Actually the new update seems (fingers crossed) to have cured my cancer of the playlist? Look up "She's an Image: The Best of New Wave Ladies" and tell me if 1. it shows up and 2. there aren't cascading duplicates of songs

🎶These pigs that we can see-ee-e🎶

It came back but goddammit Apple do NOT fuck with me about Flock of Seagulls

Who took all the Flock of Seagulls off Apple Music? How the hell am I supposed to argue they are a good band actually if they aren't on Apple Music?!

The correct number of facts to know is 80. Any less than that and you're a dullard, any more and you're a know-it-all. Choose your facts carefully. "Recycling is collected on Mondays" = Good fact. "Lisbon is the capital of Portugal" = Frivolous nonsense

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

A digital illustration of Artie, The Strongest Man in the World! (As portrayed by Toby Huss in the TV show The Adventures of Pete and Pete.) He’s a white guy of extremely average build with short hair and heavy-rimmed glasses, wearing a horizontally blue and red-striped long sleeve tee, red sweatpants and black shoes. He’s striking one of his most powerful heroic poses, standing on one foot with the other angled out behind, torso angled forward and back arched, arms held up in a big flex with fists pointing outward, and making a cartoony tough guy face. He’s balanced on a pyramid of 3D lettering colored in bright red, orange, and yellow. Behind him is blue sky and sun rays beaming out from the lettering which reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going “wow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

“Idk guys, Pat was problematic but you know what, I want to have this guy around. I want to see what will happen if he’s around” — me hiring this guy to be a children’s librarian

A two-line resume that SHOULD get you anywhere. RIP

Our cops stopped enforcing visible license plates as a dainty little scrotum lick for the Proud Boys, who were taping theirs up and running wild in my neighborhood c.2021. I don’t think they ever really started again, which sucks for the people who keep getting hit & run’d in the middle of downtown

Conservatives in my city work overtime to ensure the word “safety” is only ever shorthand for “homeless and Mexicans.” It’s like we no longer have the words to discuss the massive pedestrian hit-and-run situation anymore, or the people who die skidding out on the curve right by my house, so we don’t

when i buy an eighth of weed and it comes in one of those nice little jars i'm thinkin, come on eighth of weed.. you don't need to put on airs around me

A black baseball cap with a long brunette wig attached inside

They should require all Secretaries of Homeland Security to wear this like they make barristers and judges wear those white wigs in the UK

Once again I reiterate: looking up "first rap song in [insert country here]" is a guaranteed goldmine. I'm sure Danny Boy here would be happy to take over for André Cymone as the album cover meme du jourboy someday but give him time to mature

Men Without Hats - Where Do The Boys Go (Official Music Video) YouTube video by UnidiscMusic

Safety Dance is allegedly🤔 about nuclear war but Where Do the Boys Go is told from the perspective of a guy who just missed the really cool part when the boys were initially back in town and now the boys are simply in a bottomless k-hole. I'm posting it instead. We all know Safety Dance.

Blondie - Atomic YouTube video by BlondieVEVO

This song isn't sad, though. This song is a joyful way to ring in the apocalypse. Who wore a Glad bag better: Debbie Harry or the Sleez Sisters?

Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark - Enola Gay (Official Music Video) YouTube video by OMDVEVO

It didn't hit me how sad this song is until I went to Hiroshima with a high school group while the war was breaking out in '03. "Is mother proud of little boy today?" Damn. I couldn't listen to this for months afterward, it's that sad

Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Two Tribes YouTube video by FGTHVEVO

Another song v song: Two Tribes vs. Land of Confusion by Genesis. I sez Frankie wins in a landslide and I usually enjoy puppets

Hiroshima Mon Amour YouTube video by Ultravox - Topic

I love Ure Ultravox and UltraFoxx! equally and unconditionally like big melodramatic sons, but Foxx's genre-defining post-nuclear ballad floats across the landscape like silk where Dancing With Tears in My Eyes slathers it on like sunscreen. It also kicked off the new wave era in the UK on 1.1.77

Peter Gabriel - Games Without Frontiers (original video version 1) YouTube video by stereomusicvideo

Peter Gabriel /feat. Kate Bush/, if you please. This video was remade for the US in order to clarify the references to Jeux sans frontières, a long-running game show where teams from across capitalist Europe + Yugoslavia would reenact ancient and modern nat'l grievances while dressed as farm animals

It's so good