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Jeff Livingstone

@defjeff

Lapsed influencer. Geordie (*VERY*). Arty. Amicable. Nice. Previously did football for adidas, Nike, Puma, World Soccer, Guardian, NY Times, BBC. And then one particularly sensitive and articulate teenager will say, "Why, kids, do you understand nothing?”

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This is the best use of social media I’ve seen. Rimmer quotes would work an almost infinite number of quotes we’ve seen over the last decade.

07.03.2026 19:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is the best use of social media I’ve seen. I could use this for an almost infinite set of circumstances. Bravo.

07.03.2026 19:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Wolves v Everton, October 1969.

07.03.2026 19:28 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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This is the most LinkedIn, Jake Humphrey, motivational lifestyle influencer bullshit I have ever read.

07.03.2026 18:13 👍 31 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0
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#Wham! fans will be excited to hear that a new documentary, 'Wham! 10 Days In China', is coming soon. Mike Christie's film pieces together “the untold story” using newly restored footage and interviews. More > bit.ly/3OWlNe7

07.03.2026 17:34 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

👊🏻

07.03.2026 17:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One pound for one follower. I’m guessing they’ll not follow through either way.

07.03.2026 16:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Nah, you/we’ll be alreet.

07.03.2026 11:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Knowing nod to RadMac for playing Move your body by Xpansions earlier. Nice little livener on a crisp March morning.

07.03.2026 11:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
METRO
Girlfriend stabbed lover because he ate all her chips
By Tanveer Mann for Metro.co.uk
6 January 2017 16:03

METRO Girlfriend stabbed lover because he ate all her chips By Tanveer Mann for Metro.co.uk 6 January 2017 16:03

the energy I’m bringing to my next low satisfaction situationship

07.03.2026 10:40 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

In an upstairs room now, very close to the original - bigger - gaff.

07.03.2026 10:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is indeed

07.03.2026 10:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rik Mayall, the sexy bastard

Rik Mayall, the sexy bastard

Happy birthday to this funny, handsome, clever, wonderful, genius man. Watching you on telly when I was younger just made me fall completely in love with comedy and I would have given anything to be up there with you!
The best. We miss you (P)Rik.

07.03.2026 07:42 👍 76 🔁 9 💬 6 📌 1

Nice work, thanks Marty.

07.03.2026 08:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn’t realise!

07.03.2026 08:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
JUST Joni Fucking Mitchell and David Fucking Hockney

JUST Joni Fucking Mitchell and David Fucking Hockney

Despite current *everything*, learning that Joni Mitchell and David Hockney have an annual get together each Spring has really made my heart sing.

06.03.2026 23:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Penelope Keith was fourth on the billing but just dominates. Margo was, essentially, the 1970s.

06.03.2026 23:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trump: "A lot of our people were walking around without legs"

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Hahahaha! That really made me laugh. You’re way too young!

06.03.2026 23:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂

06.03.2026 23:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As if you’re not in your burgundy velvet smoking jacket, leafing through ‘Country Life’, Tom! We know who you are! 😂

06.03.2026 23:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Will Osula celebrating with Newcastle United fans

Will Osula celebrating with Newcastle United fans

Superb photograph on the Newcastle United Instagram account. Sorry I can’t credit the photographer (don’t think it’s anyone in-house) as they’re not mentioned.

Dare I say it, because I know we’re not far off this, but not a single mobile phone in sight. Very unusual these days. Mustn’t lose that.

06.03.2026 23:01 👍 45 🔁 9 💬 7 📌 0

Look at us. On a Friday. Drinking our Vinho Verde, listening to legacy episodes of Gilles Peterson’s 6Music show and reading about Tuscan Kale in our Charles Dowding books. What ARE we like?

06.03.2026 22:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Good luck, bro”

06.03.2026 22:16 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yup. A big miss.

06.03.2026 22:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Ok, I’m a fan, but I was hoping for more #TOTP.

06.03.2026 21:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Too much? Probably. I’m a bottle and a half in.

06.03.2026 20:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0