Okay, look, I do not think this quoted was the biggest deal in the world. I think it was tacky, as I have noted. However! This piece does very careful surgery on what he said that muddies what ticked off the people who are ticked off. (1/4)
meanwhile inside out 2 is queer as they come and made $1.69b globally
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i couldn’t ask for a better birthday gift than everyone seeing him through my eyes for the first time. i’m sorry, that dead-eyed GOAT speech coupled with the final (i think, ugly) moments of marty supreme…hard pass.
me, 35 years old. male seated on bed looking down at the camera with a mona ljsa smile. i’m wearing a green turtleneck, green bomber jacket, and brown hat.
34 —> 35 (goodnight)
absolutely. she’s wedding planning right now and i wouldn’t be surprised if she says she wants to recreate the dance from her favorite movie, silver linings playbook.
she’s getting married on 10-10-20(26), like cynthia bailey. she wants to arrive via helicopter, which will drop rose petals as it goes. and, if i understand correctly, her husband is either going to walk down the aisle or leave her after the ceremony to lead a procession of the guests on horseback.
it’s so funny. i don’t know how sustainable it is but i’m running with it til the tap’s empty. it’s like watching the other women talk to a supercomputer, which is obviously a dell.
where other housewives walk around with six hermes bags wrapped around their arms like bangles, she boldly hitches up her worn chanel backpack and says, “sorry girls can’t stay i’m off to have my eighth facial this week” in a spiritual sequel of sorts to 13 going on 30.
it’s been a long time since we’ve gotten a housewife beyond parody so amanda frances—an old issue of ny mag made sentient—thank you for your service. ordering coffee with half oat, half almond milk is the stupidest, most inspired thing i’ve come across in a while. white lotus could never.
Steve-O got a ruptured testicle by letting one of his castmates jump on his crotch with a pogo stick and he is unquestionably more morally sophisticated than most of our sitting lawmakers
I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.
NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED
i don’t know how they’re not just exhausted. like, truly. if only even for the runs to staples alone. i would love to know how much paper and toner this crew’s gone through since returning to the WH. this “save the date” ass administration.
these people love baroque, convoluted titles that sound like something. it’s honestly impressive. like, what in the magic the gathering… and yes, markwayne, i’m talking about you too.
“special envoy for the shield of the americas” is a longwinded way of saying “the farm.”
“she is 100% coming in this morning or i’m gonna eat the teapot.”
the tail-end of S04E05 is better than anything in all of S04 traitors US.
If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there
Actress Cynthia Nixon sitting at a small table staring at something out of shot with the text “how the fuck is it March”.
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The midterm elections are officially underway and contests in Texas and North Carolina will be the first major opportunity for parties to hear from voters about what's important to them in 2026. n.pr/4aZ5bK6
trying to figure out if sam is a matthew goode or a matthew goode judy.
i need the deborah ann woll lookalike to go because the uncanny valley is breaking my brain.
mere minutes into S4 of traitors UK and it’s like i pulled the safety shower lever in the science lab after S4 of traitors US.
NEW at SCOTUS: the court votes 6-3 to block a California law preventing public schools from outing gender-questioning students to their parents.
i think about tina fey breastfeeding to entourage a lot. now, watching dorit’s 9 year old ask if she flew to the hamptons on a commercial plane, is one of those groggy early morning “oh, this is wrong” moments.
they should’ve let ian mckellen introduce hamnet.
