The motherfucker’s name is Markwayne! Two names, one word.
Shit’s about to get even more racist and fucked up at the border.
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The motherfucker’s name is Markwayne! Two names, one word.
Shit’s about to get even more racist and fucked up at the border.
Abolish McAbolish Ice
Kinda hyped for the Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen release on Switch. My 8 year old is finally into Pokemon and really wants to play Red and Blue because of the OG starters. So this comes at a perfect time. Plus, it’s cheaper than finding an original cartridge
Yes! This shit makes me miss NBA Twitter
Q for the #nba peeps about Durant’s burner account:
This isn’t the first time he’s been alleged to have a burner account, right? Or is there a Mandela Effect going on here and I’m just insane?
Cardi B giving the rebuttal with Bad Bunny as the Spanish translator. Just really push these bastards over the edge.
Hear me out: we re-purpose Epstein Island into a Hunger Games/Running Man style game show where we drop all the accused on an island to be hunted by contestants.
Accusers get first dibs on being contestants, or naming someone to go in their place.
@ me you fucking coward
I can hear this comic
I have no idea what this is referencing but seeing as how it’s you…
John, I have some bad news for you
There’s a big difference between therapy and something being therapeutic. They are not the same.
They’re so much fun though!
I love the inclusion of Brandon Boyd here. Probably my all time favorite and definitely underrated as hell.
To everyone saying “that was the best halftime show in years,” I know it feels like it’s been a decade, but Kendrick’s was just last year.
me with 2 years of spanish study when I recognize a word during Benito's halftime performance
I really hope he’s there talking all kinds of shit to Niner fans this weekend. Even though I’m technically a Niners fan (I just don’t care about football), I’m an even bigger Marshawn fan
Finally reading The Fifth Season by NK Jemisin. It’s been on my TBR forever and I’m trying to venture out into more diverse authors this year. And I gotta say, this woman can WRITE. There’s some weird shit going on - like chapters with 2nd person perspective - but her prose is incredible.
#booksky
The basketball gods are once again screaming, telling them what they should do. Will they listen and rebuild or will they draft Marvin Bagley again?
This is hilarious and I know it’s a work of fiction, but I’m legit mad that they’d bip Marshawn.
Seriously. It’s just freezing non stop. I go outside and my face hurts.
Burr outside the valley? It’s beautiful. I swear we’re in Silent Hill
It’s so damn cold too WTF?!
That 8-12% is what folks already pay in premiums if they have employer sponsored insurance. They wouldn’t pay that anymore.
And their employers wouldn’t have to pay their portion of the premiums either.
She’s right though. Plus, we got all kinda of weed-based pain remedies easily available. You don’t have to suffer just cuz you’re old.
That’s wild to think about. But I’m also glad they won’t have to because of said domination.
Until the end when the idiot up front get blue shelled.
The Central Valley is currently covered in a blanket of fog making it cold as fuck.
And deepening my fear of Pyramid Head
Seriously! Didn’t know John was such bootlicker for the billionaire class
They should have added a note like “however, if fans bring their own flags, we can’t stop them”
