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Andrew Zahler

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PNW (Seattle) dad guy with cats. Mariners fan always looking for the Light Bat at the end of the tunnel. Recovering ex-journalist. Irresponsible poster.

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Ah, yeah, that tracks with .y experience

09.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So you getting your license started all of this?? Rude, Andy

09.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess I really whiffed on this joke, but if my undergraduate advisor was on here, pretty sure he'd appreciate it. A Wordsworth dude, through and through

09.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Start with track 2, Even Mountains Erode

08.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

C’mon, that’s a London tube station, not a ballplayer.

08.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 545 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh, I am absolutely the big dropper

08.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody should probably confiscate my devices

08.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His first major publication is a collection of verse called Lyrical Sad-Lads

08.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

What if -- and hear me out here -- we do the story of Shakespeare's tragically deceased son but make him a *Romantic poet* from the Lakes District?

08.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm like a hockey goalie but for catching dropped food before it hits the floor

08.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Heaven 2, by Lala Lala 10 track album

The new album from Lala Lala, Heaven 2, is clinically proven to Bring the Feels if you have been diagnosed with moderate to severe Going Through It Syndrome

lalabandlala.bandcamp.com/album/heaven-2

08.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Chills

08.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This, I humbly put forth, is one of a handful of entirely appropriate uses for all-caps posting

08.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you don't think anything of it now days but in 1994 i bet you had a pretty clear idea of what sorta guy the second drummer who drowned in Cut Your Hair by Pavement was, just from the mention of him having a cell phone

08.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
The meme with a guy and two girls. The guy is labeled 1:59 AM. His girlfriend islabeled 2 AM. The cute girl coming the other way is labeled 3AM.

The meme with a guy and two girls. The guy is labeled 1:59 AM. His girlfriend islabeled 2 AM. The cute girl coming the other way is labeled 3AM.

The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.

08.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 4401 πŸ” 919 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 137

It's right there in my bio: irresponsible poster

08.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I tried this I would quickly lose custody of the tamagotchi

08.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Did Hemingway like baseball" is a thing I just typed into my browser and it turns out he did

08.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dogs are losing SEVEN HOURS tonight!

08.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 238 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

That's almost a 6-word short story!

08.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Epic Fury’s frontman asked to leave Warped Tour after inappropriate behavior

07.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1536 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 2

That paints a bleak picture indeed

08.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Fargo Woodchippers. It’s like a baseball player was fed into a woodchipper but not really its an animated logo style.

The Fargo Woodchippers. It’s like a baseball player was fed into a woodchipper but not really its an animated logo style.

Some of the Minor League promo team names are ok but sometimes they nail it.

The Fargo Woodchippers.

07.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 646 πŸ” 131 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 29

Tandem porpoising sequence!

08.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An adorable raccoon.

An adorable raccoon.

07.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 430 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 14

This is now my 2nd favorite Suicidal Tendencies fact. My favorite is that Steve Bruner (aka Thundercat) played bass in ST 2002-2011

08.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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MISSING PERSON β€” Violet Benjamin β€” Ballard, Seattle β€” $1,000 Reward Help us find Violet Benjamin, 27. Last seen Ballard, Seattle near Swedish Hospital. Vulnerable adult without medication. $1,000 reward. Call 911 or (206) 684-0850.

A friend's 27 year old daughter, Violet, is missing during a mental health crisis. She has been seen in the Ballard area. Seattle people, PLEASE share this URL and keep an eye out!

findviolet.com

08.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

My aunt sang in the gurch choir

08.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The thing is... I would try that

08.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mofongo smoothie

I'm sorry, I'm sorry

08.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0