Katie

Tip for the prosecutor: make sure the jury sees the slo-mo version of the video. Volume up to hear his huffs and puffs.

I have never wished to be called up for duty more than I have right now. 🫡

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

This is the way. Big poster boards of nostrils all over the room. Ask him whether he would finger them like he did his colleagues. Ask him which ones look like deserve fingering the most. Show up with the Groucho Marx glasses and ask him if he’d finger your nostrils.

god damn Norm you’re vicious today.

A mural of a migrant and child on the side of BroTex in Saint Paul, where ICE abducted 14 workers and several observers in November in what was a sign of things to come across the Twin Cities. Fuck ICE.

Mural on the side of BroTex in Saint Paul, where 14 workers and several observers were abducted by ICE on 11/18/25.

For me, this was the start of the occupation. A week later they terrorized the East Side guns drawn with SPPD’s assistance.

We can't blame Markwayne Mullin for being named Markwayne.

We can and must blame him for *keeping* the name Markwayne.

And look, I know it's easy to sit back and judge people. That's why I like to do it.

It’s so weird how I’m the only one who has correct takes yet everyone hates me.

Last month I stood in the customs line in ATL for like 45 minutes and had to listen to that garbage can of a human being talk about how Real IDs prevent fraud and keep us safe and I legitimately wanted to die.

Someone named their kid Markwayne. Not “Mark” or “Wayne” but legit looked at their baby and said, “ah yes, he looks like a Markwayne.”

I will forever maintain that my server years prepared me for the practice far better than law school ever did.

If you’re wondering why Tim Walz went from being a popular potential VP through things such as calling JD Vance a dumbass to begin sidelined in the campaign, these people are why.

That’s the loon sculpture kiddie corner from the CVS.

I can’t make this and I’m wildly disappointed!!!!!!!!!!!

rip* to this building

*piss

In addition to @mnorthstar82.bsky.social ‘s Cork’s contribution, mine will forever and ever for the entire history of time be Figlio’s.

Completely unironically - Cork’s Pub - the hotel bar at the old Embassy Suites in DT StP.

We lived a block away. It was amazing and awkward and everything a hotel bar could be all rolled into one. And it had shockingly good food.

RIP Cork’s. @katiestp.bsky.social

Sorry your loved one was killed by a squirter.

I'm late Gen X and all I'm saying is Millennials got fucked harder than anyone else. They were raised on post 9/11 American media and government and it's just been an endless stream of shit. And I'm not even talking about the 09 collapse. The wars, watching guns shred schools, social media insanity

The people who lived through 9/11 and Iraq are approaching their 40s-50s and they’re still treated like immature kids who aren’t worth listening to. We were right motherfuckers, and we’re right to say it

This is one of my favs.

Like, I can’t even explain the personal campaign I would wage to ensure there were as few people as possible in that stadium. It would become my new ADHD fixation.

I’d for sure fight her. 😝

View from the Wonderwall at MNUFC vs Cincinnati

Security tried to kick me out of Allianz for holding up a FUCK TRUMP scarf during the anthem. Said they received “complaints” about it.

I said no and turned around.

I’m still here. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump.

Eat shit.

#MNUFC

lol omg ok Mr. Blue Steel 🙄😂

me every single day

lol I couldn’t bring myself or force the kids to do it today. Much respect to you. 🫡

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Someone close to me asked me to share this gofundme to support families at a Spanish immersion elementary school in Saint Paul. I know there’s a lot of asks but the need is tremendous. www.gofundme.com/f/help-adams...

I hate to admit that I’m in that middle aged category now, but before I even read the article, I thought, I bet the shift is with the elder and young millennials…sure enough. The last two years - anyone who saw what is happening that possessed a modicum of critical thinking skills knew it was wrong

Can you eat 20 McNuggets in one sitting and then play flag football and then stay up playing Spelunky until 3 in the morning for 900 Billion dollars?

Me, sweating: yes this is very different from my normal life that’s why I don’t have the 900 billion dollars you see