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The offside from the Wrexham vs Chelsea game

The offside from the Wrexham vs Chelsea game

.....in that relatively substantial gap between the red line and the blue line.

07.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apart from being against the Disney FC underdog narrative, what was wrong with it? There was daylight? Not controversial is it?

07.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My generation completed the Water Temple in the Ocarina of Time, we can endure anything.

07.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#pixelart

06.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 2003 πŸ” 556 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Woah - their auras are at least 80% more threatening with beady eyes.

06.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Keeping up the streak of great cover art 🀌

06.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm half way through this, and call me Brad Pitt, cos I'm intruiged to find out...

06.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

TELL ME WHAT YOUR BOOK IS ABOUT, DON'T JUST LIST TROPES ON A PRETTY IMAGE.*

*or find a creative way to make me care, if its a hard to describe concept.

06.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why are the UK gov paying for British citizens to be flown out of Dubai?

I've been consistently told by these people that its piss easy to get to the UK from the Middle East, hop on a 'small boat' lads.

Why are you leaving your home anyway? Its a warzone, you’re of "fighting age".

06.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, go on then.

Nine games that were important to me.

It was hard to only pick 9. (And I couldnt find KOTOR)

06.03.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How dare Disco Elysium quotes come for me like this, on a friday morning.

06.03.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A hussy of a golden doodle

A hussy of a golden doodle

"Draw me like one of your French poodles"

05.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a dog wearing a pink hoodie and sunglasses says let 's get weird . ALT: a dog wearing a pink hoodie and sunglasses says let 's get weird .

I often find books a little dull or safe.

I cant remember the last time I found a book too weird.

05.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gool Peran Lowen from the county's fastest mascot. πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 10:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More just taking the mick out of the lazy, "mentality" argument that rears its head when Arsenal lose, tbh.

Rather than the much more likely truth that we haven't been the best team in the country for ages.

"Mentality issues..." when we're relying on Reiss Nelson to come on and save us last yr πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says " oh go on then " in front of his face ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " oh go on then " in front of his face

Final fantasy III on the game pass?

04.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it only a mentality issue when Arsenal drop points? Or are city weak and fragile now?

04.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Women in Horror Roundtable Discussion hosted by Spec Pub β€” Speculation Publications For March Women in Horror Month, Spec Pub invited horror creators to discuss books, inspirations, projects and how women are elevating horror with our editors. Links to the books mentioned are at the ...

Happy Women in Horror Month! Spec Pub Editors, LC and River hosted a roundtable with @acwise.bsky.social , @nicolemwolverton.bsky.social , @maddwolfcolumbus.bsky.social , and Jessica Sparrow to discuss books, inspirations & what women bring to the spooky table

www.speculationpub.com/blog/women-i...

04.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4
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A local news article 'Soup of human excrement' flowing through cornish surfing village

A local news article 'Soup of human excrement' flowing through cornish surfing village

Hey guys, a new death metal band name just dropped

03.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Front cover of Moonful Of Silver

Front cover of Moonful Of Silver

🚨BOOK LAUNCH🚨

Today’s the day MOONFUL OF SILVER is out! It’s a spaghetti western on the Moon, and if you don’t like the sound of that, then it’s definitely not for you! πŸ˜‚

I loved writing this with Dawn Ross. It was so much fun

The ebook is out now πŸ‘‡πŸ» Paperback coming soon

books2read.com/u/491DM0

03.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*sigh*

They ultimately, 'decided against acquiring it.'

I'm already tired of the BOX OFFICE FLOP THRIVING ON STREAMING PLATFORMS articles, and they haven't even started yet.

03.03.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And no way is standard Cheddar mature enough to be starting in the middle of a back three.

03.03.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a toothless from how to train your dragon is looking at the camera ALT: a toothless from how to train your dragon is looking at the camera

Fun fact I discovered today: (Don't ask me why, i'm a freak)

The original How to Train Your Dragon trilogy has the EXACT same average Rotten Tomato score (critics) as the Godfather trilogy.

Why isn’t Toothless as highly regarded as Don Corleone?

03.03.2026 10:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cheeky cavachon

A cheeky cavachon

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Listen to sad music -> look at pics of boo -> get sad. Who could have seen this coming?

02.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
400 Bones
400 Bones YouTube video by Frightened Rabbit - Topic

🎡 You as my horizon line,
The star I navigate by,
Takes me back to home,
200 perfect bones. 🎡

Give me short stories with this song's energy 🀌

youtu.be/q9YocHUxtbc?...

02.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Critics have spoken...

02.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weird how the 'it ruins my immersion' dickheads don't kick up a fuss when there's big fake knockers or botox faces in medieval Europe coded second worlds.

02.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm just a turn-based boy, living in an action-based, real-time world.

02.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kier Starmer is a pussy'ole, pass it on.

02.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0