Quest Abandoner

Monarch butterfly on a golden rod flower the flower is clusters of yellow

got a nice picture of a monarch butterfly on a golden rod

I've already devised a bespoke system to deal with that

is it too late to be a tavern keeper

My squire is lowkey steadfast

Please make it known to the pigeons: we wish to form an alliance.

My compass is proving useless in the spiral staircase of the sorcerer's tower, - one of his powerful enchantments no doubt

(Gesturing to spire) you gonna slay that orrr

Huge day for people who have been frozen in a big block of ice all winter

A watercolor painting of the DragonQuest slime smiling in the ferny sun-dappled undergrowth of a forest, a pair of dragonflies buzzing overhead

lurking hard or hardly lurking?

ok i'll bite: what is a hand that feeds?

id be the iced out ghost w the chains of gold

Saturday is all about drinking your little coffee and playing it by ear

I tried reducing my dog's polygon count to improve loading times but I accidentally rendered him as an infinitesimal one-dimensional point in spacetime and now I can't remember where I left him

Neil armstrong was the first man who had to walk on the moon

Time to find out if I'm dishwasher safe

improving morale by ordering a round of sprite de corps

Non primary colours were created by the government to confuse and disorient you, don’t fall into this trap

Google Maps image of “Chuckle Head Conservation Area” in Tasmania

I found where they’re conserving you

Bro is holding these truths to be self evident 🤣

We were supposed to ambush the yeomanry in the orchard but we ate too many apples and fell asleep in the shade

How do people expect anyone to solve riddles, with their distracting rhymes and delicate metaphors?

I have developed the world's first hover car, after months of tireless effort

Blue guys painting

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing

it's the men, general. their faith erodes as if abraded by a thousand poison tides, each bearing a more seditious whisper than the last; it's.. it's the apple, sir. you've been in your tent for days, boiling that same apple over and over. we hear you singing to it, calling it your 'Steaming Samuel',

sleepy biscuits

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 • 𝟣𝗆

I’m doing a thankless job rn

can i test some spells on u

I'm so sorry for your loss. My thoughts are with you, my friend🫂