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Math teacher from Baltimore. Soviet-raised. Former sports writer, fully recovered. Your prototypical atheist Jew. Slava Ukraรฏni ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Am Yisrael Chai ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ slavamalamud.substack.com

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Broke: US has started a war to help the spread of democracy.
Woke: US has started a war for Israel.
Bespoke: US has started a war for Russia.

09.03.2026 09:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I knew this was going to happen. Even in 2014, I called it what it was: a war of conquest that a fascist state was waging against its neighbor. I knew that sooner or later, it was going to go full scale...
open.substack.com/pub/slavamal...

24.02.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The government of Israel was not marching in the ceremony. This hatred was directed at the existence of Israel and Jews.
What else is new in Europe.

07.02.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

ICE has become an armed wing of the Republican party. Its employees are die-hard MAGA who hate all people they can easily identify as "liberal" and who have already been told by the President, the VP and their bosses that they can do anything they want with impunity.
ICE is SS. But better armed.

11.01.2026 13:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The far left aligning itself with Iran's regime because it also hates Israel shows that this was never about fighting against oppression and always about fighting against Jews.

11.01.2026 13:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As an atheist, I don't celebrate Christmas, but everyone who wants to honor the original white European Jewish settler occupier of Palestine, have a pleasant holiday.

25.12.2025 18:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Behold the only people who actually promote genocide.

18.12.2025 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can point many places where you can get fucked. Including the turnabout.

15.12.2025 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck you, antisemite

14.12.2025 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You clearly do, if to you it's fair play.

14.12.2025 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like I always said, your lot does not oppose genocide. You want the right kind of it.

14.12.2025 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You can disagree with the policies of a particular government of Israel and still not support the elimination of the Jewish homeland.
Unless it's physically not possible. Unless any disagreement with any government must always result in Jewish genocide.

14.12.2025 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"From the river to the sea" means "Kill all Jews in Palestine".
"Globalize the intifadah" means "Kill all Jews everywhere".

We told you. You smugly lectured us on white European colonial projects and how Israel is the same as Rhodesia.
Get fucked.

14.12.2025 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The countries in blue are broken and must seriously reevaluate their entire cultures.
Also, congratulations, Canada, you are doing civilization correctly.

07.11.2025 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really hope @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social understands that, now that he is the mayor of America's largest city, destroying the state of Israel, while he can keep it as a hobby and a favorite topic of dinner-table family chatter, can no longer be his professional goal.
Otherwise, proceed as planned.

07.11.2025 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just saw a poster that says "Anti-Genocide" next to the picture of the entire Palestine, river to sea, wrapped in a keffiyeh.
I am sorry to point out the obvious, but.... You are pro-genocide if that's what you want. It's just that you consider it the right kind of genocide.

29.10.2025 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Modern American history in a nutshell

23.10.2025 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would anyone ever do this to a house they plan to vacate in three years?
I'd be worried.

22.10.2025 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Putin is simply incapable of understanding that the Xth century Kyivan Rus isn't Russia, the same way as 99% of Russians are incapable of understanding that WWII didn't start in 1941. This is what happens when the state pushes sanitized, propagandized, fake "patriotic" history.

17.10.2025 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The first words of the national anthems of Russia and its three northwestern neighbors constitute a short but comprehensive history of the region.

08.10.2025 09:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Putin's Playbook for the Illiterate Trump is hastily installing Russian-style fascism, and nobody cares

Last week, the executive branch of the US government loudly and clearly declared Trumpโ€™s intention to radically remake America into a carbon copy of his favorite nation on Earth - Putinโ€™s Russia.
And hadrly anybody has uttered a word of surprise or protest.
slavamalamud.substack.com/p/putins-pla...

07.10.2025 09:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Two years ago today, 1195 people were murdered in cold blood for being Jews.
Much of the world, including a great majority of people in the US academia reacted by drawing the conclusion that Jews must be denied their country and resettled back in Russia, Brooklyn or Auschwitz.

07.10.2025 09:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Manchester attack is exactly what globalizing the Intifada looks like.
Words have meanings. You can't redefine them as it suits you.
Globalizing the Intifada means killing Jews everywhere. From the river to the sea means killing Jews in Israel.
If you chant these things, you are pro-genocide.

03.10.2025 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

So many American Catholics (who, as always, love their politics more than their religion) are condemning the Pope for his opposition to the death penalty by quoting the Old Testament.
Which makes me wonder: boychiks, do you actually want to be Jews now?

02.10.2025 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not surprising that GOP tries to torpedo any legislation that benefits poor Americans by blatantly lying that it's "money for illegals". But it's quite telling that, in GOP's (correct) opinion, US voters would rather have their benefits cut than give anything to foreigners.

01.10.2025 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That sandwich better have had some really sharp cheddar

15.08.2025 03:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Israel wins 2025 European Men's Lacrosse Championship with narrow 9-8 win over Italy - World Lacrosse Israel outdueled Italy, 9-8, in a blockbuster final that delivered on its hype to cap off the 2025 European Menโ€™s Lacrosse Championship on Saturday in Wroclaw. Israel took home its [โ€ฆ]

Hey, look, those Jews have colonized another indigenous thing!
LFG!
worldlacrosse.sport/article/isra...

20.07.2025 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's honestly a little staggering how braindead a great chunk of folks on BlueSky are.

17.07.2025 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When Obama became president, he stood on his knees and tore his signature reform to shreds trying to get a single GOP vote.
When MAGA gets power, it laughs and swings for the fences.
I fucking hope President AOC or whoever bans all guns and passes Medicare for All within the first 5 months.

05.07.2025 11:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Look (while you still can) on the bright side, MAGA Lady. You really did piss off this lib. Mission accomplished. It was hilarious while it lasted, wasn't it?

03.07.2025 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0